Two awesome/funny things that happened today · 5:55am Aug 3rd, 2017
>goes to bed
>finally gets to sleep after like 30 minutes
>dream starts out with my mom picking me up... and having parked her car 25 minutes away
>she has a bad back
>confused af but follows her
>she tells me "oh yeah we're donating some of your clothes to some group called 'The Dazzlings'"
>first reaction is "ohholyfuckingshitthey'rereal"
>second reaction is "wait I'm a guy tho"
>ends up walking through prison/museum to get to car
>finally gets to car, dream all of a sudden turns into a fucked up school wide scavenger hunt with teams and guns
>finds a "safe zone"
>asks lady a question
>eventually gets to the point where she calls the two girls in my group sluts
>Turns the bitch into Swiss cheese with gun (I think it was a SCAR, dunno if it's a real model or even the right name, I get all my info from video games, sue me)
>wakes up, tired af
>falls back to sleep after checking Discord
>has a dream where I'm playing IRL Splatoon with old crush, no joke
>screws around for the first bit then starts to have fun
>presses right ear to turn into squid and swim through the ink
>finally wakes up for good
>mfw it's not real
*like seven hours later*
Okay, back to normal speech. So, I have a cat. He acts kinda like a dog. Like, he'll sleep with my mother every. Single. Night. He's always under her feet, he begs like a dog, hell, we even take him outside on a damn leash.
Aaaanyways, so we're getting ready for supper and I put my plate down on the table. I go to get a glass of water, not even three feet from where I sit, and my cat jumps up on the chair. No biggie, he does this, just gotta shake the chair to get him off if we don't pick him up. What he HASN'T done before is *paw the damn food like he's going to pick it up.* My dad shoos him off and then we start howling. A pretty damn good day.
Kinda funny, too, since yesterday I left a Discord server that uh, wasn't doing me any favours to say the least.
Well, that escalated quickly. They say you can tell a lot from a person's dream, like fears or likes. You my fine friend, are just like me because I don't get my dreams either. One minute I'm fighting this ghost family, then I have to shave my head for charity (which I would for a good cause), and then I end up in a full out zombie apocalypse going Rambo style. So your not alone in the weird dream space.