Sky Matron - The Clopfic · 12:47am Oct 6th, 2012
Since Applejack is constantly Applejacking the third chapter, we're caught in writer's block. This leads to a lot of brainstorming and silly chatting... and let me tell you: it isn't good.
Sky Matron - the clopfic version (not to be used for anything ever)
How it was born:
I have a tendency to do it when drafting, but it sound kinda stupid, especially since more often than not, they carry stuff in their mouths, not their hooves.
"She's gonna mouth you over to Celestia for sure!" She's gonna do WHAT with her mouth?
~ Owlor.
I only remember one short conversation about how hooves are used as hands in a lot of fanfics, when in the show, they use their mouth to carry things quite a bit and how some scenes become more dirty if you assume the ponies are using their mouth.
~ Owlor.
“Cheerilee,” Rarity cried. “Where is Flitter and Cloudchaser?”
“They are...-ahem- busy in the gun deck,” Cheerilee replied sheepishly.
“Very well then, can you get Lyra and Bon Bon for me?”
“Uhm... they are in the cargo hold... trying out knots, if you catch my drift.”
“Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash?” The Purple mare blushed violently at the question.
“You REALLY don’t wanna know,” she informed her. Rarity’s eyes widened.
“Damnit, is there anypony on this ship who ISN’T fucking each other?”
“Well...” Cheerilee began meaningfully, with a twinkle in her eyes. Rarity let out a resigned sigh.
“Allright, fine. Meet me in the captains quarter, and bring some whipped cream from the kitchen...”
"So... you wanna be treated like an adult eh?" Berry Punch asked, giving Scootaloo a very soultry look. "Think you're strong enough to have a real drink, filly?"
"I'll prove it!" the filly said defiantly, unaware of the hidden meaning behind those words.
Berry Punch opens a wine bottle with her mouth and sensually licks the wine that leaked from its tip. She lie down on the floor with her belly up and inserts the neck of the bottle inside her marehood, filling her uterus with the alcoholic contents. Scootaloo's mouth hangs open and she was sure that, if she had any wings they would be unfurling by now.
"Prove me wrong, filly!" Berry jested, buckling her hind legs and exposing her marehood for the filly, whose only response was to lick her lips. "I dare you!"
me: Yes. When I'm finished with this here part, I'll be up there and brainstorm. I had an idea for Fancypants being an air pirate... and a filthy one at that.
me: Fleur becoming a cheap whore at the carefree islands.
thelethir (Owlor): OOOH, I LIKE this idea
me: Pony, donkey, griffon or mule; nothin's too much for my marehood.
me:That's her motto
<insert spoilery draft about a meaningful AJ and Rarity interaction>
(And then they kissed, proclaimed their undying love for each other and had buttsecks on the barn {yes, ON the barn})
thelethir: Not buttsecks WITH the barn?
me: THIS IS GETTING NASTY!
me: Also, multiverse theory.
"Oh yes! Your fuse is heating me up!" Berry Punch whined as she rubbed herself against the cool iron.
The cannon remains motionless.
"I'm about to blankflank!"
The cannon remains motionless
Well, we've aready established in the clopfic version that the Elusive is a lesbian loveshack with a balloon tied to it.
...
~ Owlor, before suffering an aneurysm.
>Since Applejack is constantly Applejacking the third chapter
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>Owlor
I want to know why that person blocked me
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Aj is worst pony
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405008 I'm not entirely sure what you found so postworthy about that, but whatever floats your boat. After all, I think we all know the allure to such things when ponies are involved. Even when they're not. Also, why would you have a picture like that on hand? It only reiterates my quoted statement.
405120 S'not at hand. I just quick googled it (since I follow the tumblr in question) and added it.
Also: Comment postworthy 'cuz Applejack is Applejacking.
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I thik Mik was reffering to his quote, which was postworthy cus that is the normal, rational reaction to what happens when someone leave us alone and writer's blocked for too long.
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