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  • 18 weeks
    Happy birthday to me!

    Welp, today I turn 26 and I am absolutely riding an emotional high. It's hard to type this with nails on, but I'll try. I'm happy that I got to celebrate on Saturday, and I'm going to spend most of today relaxing. I hope you enjoy 26 Candles and I hope y'all are doing okay.

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  • 18 weeks
    Day before birthday reflection

    Today is my last day as a 25-year-old and I’ve had a crazy year. I’ve made new friends and tried new foods, and I’ve had so many experiences, both good and bad.

    I’m finally learning how to form my identity after a lifetime of not having one, and I’ve finally made some progress in therapy. I’m looking forward to what 26 will offer.

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  • 33 weeks
    Another Update

    The day before I uploaded See You Again, I broke my leg and sprained my ankle in a slip and fall. There's a possibility that I might need surgery but I don't know yet.

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  • 33 weeks
    New Plan

    If I write something for fun, the ratings will be enabled. If I write something super personal, ratings will be disabled. There are some things that I just can't handle being shat upon.

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  • 34 weeks
    Getting Back into Cooking

    So, today, I realized that the OTC stuff isn't working for the post-surgical soreness anymore and my anxiety is higher than ever. I decided to make some "elevated" mac and cheese to kill two birds with one stone, and it works. If CBD is legal where you are, I would recommend trying cooking with it at least once in your life. I feel like Tree Hugger right now.

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May
10th
2017

Papi · 5:51pm May 10th, 2017

Adagio Dazzle
Sonata Dusk
Aria Blaze
All sirens
Shining Armor


Arbor is it? You have a really big... big personality haha

So glad you came to visit
Your talent is exquisite
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
The Ac might be broken
Let's crack a window open
Then hold me close so you can whisper in my ear
Tell me all your dreams and fantasies
Pardon me, I have a tendency to talk a lot
Lay it all on me
You little sexy piece of Canterlot

Well I don't know if I'm your body type
But just close your eyes, enjoy the ride
Won't you sway my waist from side to side?
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi
I know that it would be a shame if you blow the chance to taste the fame you want
All of Equestria to know your name
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi, ayy

Wait don't... wait don't go
A little non-committal
Just meet me in the middle
Don't be afraid our little secret's safe in here
You got potential Shiver
It's Shining
Whatever
Destiny's calling in, your future is so clear
I can almost see your name in lights
What a sight... my mind is spinning like a carousel
Shiver all I need is a little taste of caramel

Well I don't know if I'm your body type
But just close your eyes, enjoy the ride
Won't you sway my waist from side to side?
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi
I know that it would be a shame if you blow
The chance to taste the fame you want
All of Equestria to know your name
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi, ayy

Find myself in the strangest predicament
Their intentions could be innocent
But I don't know if I should go through with this
If I do, I risk saying yes
But what if it's a test?
It's a mess
You can rest assured the fate of my success would be less
But the question is if I should tell them no
Would I blow my big break?
Would it be a mistake?
For Luna's sake, they've gotta know
They're not my body type
And I know, what's wrong just can't be right
On the one hand you got one life
You should cut yourself some slack
You know once they've had the royal then they're never going back
Are they talking a big talk or is this how you play the game?
They say I got sharp potential, they can't even say my name
How many one-hit-wonders sit and wonder why we never knew of them?
You've never touched a boob in your whole life and girls got two of them
This road is full of choices, tough decisions, rough mistakes
Take the highroad or the easy street, the choice is yours to make

But I don't know if I'm your body type
I'm so close to all those emerald lights
Won't you stay and lay with me tonight
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi
I know that it would be a shame if you blow
The chance to taste the fame you want
All of Equestria to know your name
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi, ayy
Well I don't know if I'm your body type
But just close your eyes, enjoy the ride
Won't you sway my waist from side to side?
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi
I know that it would be a shame if you blow
The chance to taste the fame you want
All of Equestria to know your name
Make me say, ayy papi, ayy papi, ayy


Yes I am well aware that "Purple" and "Rarity" are very close in color if you don't look close enough.
Papi is by Todrick Hall and Nicole Scherzinger

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