I'm baaaaaackk!!!!!!!! · 5:02pm May 7th, 2017
Back from where? 
CAMPING!!! 
Aaaaanyway... SO I went camping with my DofE group and it was..... Well, it was tiring. We arrived at our starting point at 10am yesterday, and met with the rest of my group. We collected any left over equipment and then started the hike to the campsite... Well, I was hungry straight away so I was eating snacks pretty much all the way 'round. We also had to get one of the instructors to re-adjust my rucksack 'cos it was schew-whiff. We also walked through sone corn fields and I started laughing my head off because all I could think was I'm with my family 
But, of course, my friends had no idea what I was laughing at, so they just thought I was insane. 
... 
AND. WE. SAW. SHEEP!!! I LOVE SHEEP!!! 
(I also laughed at the sheep, so my friends just think I'm even more insane ).
ANYWHO - When we finally got to the campsite it was glorious. 
There were some other groups there already, but I am not kidding, when you've walked a few miles with a rucksack on your back, just being able to sit down in the knowledge that you're not going to have to do a few more miles, is simply wonderful. So we set up the tent and got our equipment out, and then we started cooking noodles on the camping stove. They. Were. Delicious! 
After that me and my friend (who has the same name as me) decided to play cards and gamble for sweets. Then we also had a long conversation since neither of us had an internet connection, so we couldn't do anything on the internet. 
I have to say, going just one day without the interndt was weird. When you're used to it, it's strange not having access to it
Half of me was kinda happy about it, it's kinda nice not having to worry about what's going on online. But there again, the other half of me was kinda just thinking AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW WILL I SURVIVE?????!!!!!!
I also missed Doctor Who AND My Little Pony 
.
While we were in our tents though, the other groups started having a party outside and it got quite wild... They werd playing with fire.... Yeah... They did keep yelling 'Sweetcorn' though for some reason, and obviously that made me laugh...
We started getting ready for bed at 9 because we were tired from the walk, but the problem is that one of the people sharing our tent had gone to join the party outside, so they only came back at 10.30, so that's the time we went to sleep. Well, I slept like a log, but it seems to me that I was the only one in my group, apparently everybody else was freezing and didn't get much sleep. 
They all got up at 5.30 though. I have no idea how they managed it. They tried waking me up at 5.30 too, but I told them I was gonna sleep till 6, so they agreed that 6 was a sensible time for me to get up... Until later on when they woke me up at 11 minutes past... I probably would have slept all day if they hadn't of woken me up again...
Today we were just walking back. But we webt to my cousin's house after, so that waz fun, and I'm at my Grandma's right now, and she's made me a panda cake for my birthday. I love it 'cos it's stripy black and white and reminds me of a zebra so it's cool.
Anyway, Corn, out, bye...
Oh, and please excuse bad SPAG, I'm too tired to check...
Sounds like a really good time! I haven't seen a sheep in the flesh in a long time. What kind of card games did you play? What noodles did you have? Details.
I need
noodlesdetails!I have similar experiences abstaining from the internet. On one hand, it's liberating, but on the other I miss you people!
Panda cake? Whoosh! That sounds good! Is it your birthday today? Happy birthday!
Noodles remind me of snakes.
AND WE STILL DONT HAVE ANYYYY!!
Also, GLAD YOU HAD FUNNNN ~~ And... you didn't see any snakes did you???
SHEEEEP
4523533 It was, I really enjoyed it,
except that now everything hurts from walking so much. 
We played Pontoon (AKA 21) and Go Fish and we were gonna play Cheat too but we started having a conversation and so we never actually got 'round to playing it.
I really missed talking to you and Shia too. As well as all the friends I have on Skype. I missed speaking to all of my friends really.
HEHEHE
4523587 Hehehehehehe SANKES!!!!!!!!!! Aw, I hope ypou find some soon....... ACTUALLY, I have loads spare, d'ya want some?! I'll actually bring them into school and give them to ya if you want them.
Thank youuuu....... Also, no, we didn't... But my cousins held a snake today. AND ACTUALLY, WE WALKED PAST THE SNAKES WITHOUT EVEN REALISING!!!!!!!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE SHEEP!!! JUST THE WORD SHEEP IS AWESOME!!! SHEEP!!!!!!! IT'S MY FAVOURITE WORD!!!!!!! AND THE ANIMAL IS AWESOME TOO!!!!!!! THEY REMIND ME OF CLOUDS!!! AND FARMS!!! AND MY GRANDAD'S FARM!!!!!!! I LOVE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!SHEEP ARE JUST SO SHEEP-Y!!!!! HEEHEHEEHEHEHE SHEEPY SHEEP!!!!!
4523596 WE MISSED YOU TOO CORNYYYY
Also, that reaction
4523602 ALL THE NOODLES
I WANNA HOLD A SNAKKKEEEEE... my snakey neibour moved out so we dont have the snake anymore
SSSSSSHHHHHEEEEEPPPP
4523612 Thank youuuuu!!!!
What reaction? Hehe, that was hardly a reaction at all, I could have said a lot more, I just thought I might bore you both.
YAYZ... NOODLEZ..... I'm being serious though, I'll bring them
.
Oh.
NOT THE SANKE!!!!!!!!!! 
.... But we got new neighbors recently too... Accross the road from us... 
WE ALL GETTING NEW NEIGHBORS.......
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BAAAAAAAAA
4523596
I bet!
I'm not sure what Cheat is.
They're always good after hikes.
I'm sure the rest of the people there were good company, though. Sounded like it.
Yes, I realized.
Well, what about skunks?
Oh. That's still sweet of her.
4523690 To play cheat you take it in turns to place a card face down on the deck, in numeratical order. If you don't have the next card you must place down any random card. At any point in the game, if someone thinks you have put down a card that was not the correct card, then they can call out cheat. The card is then turned over and if they are a cheat, then all the cards in the deck are given to the person caught cheating. If they're not cheating, and they actually placed down the right card, then the person who called them out fro cheating is given all the cards. The aim of the game is to get rid of all your cards, and can usually take quite a while to play...
Agreed.
They were. Well, mostly. Two of them started to annoy me slightly, but I think that's because I was just tired rather than any actual valid reason.
So we're all friends. 
Even my dog's black and white.
And yes, skunks too, just not if they spray 
. There again, I have never seen a skunk, nor experianced their spray, I have just been told it is very foul...
I knowwww....
CAKE!!!!!
4523711
Ah! I know that as "I Doubt It," "Bullcrap," and "Bullshit." It's actually one of my favorite games.
Do you allow people to lay down multiple cards?
Yeah, I'm sure what came out of them during camping was not truly reflective of their respective personalities.
It is quite strong and repugnant. I'm surprised you've never known the scent of it. It's not something you'd soon forget. One gets run over on a highway, and you can smell it for miles sometimes.
4523742 Ohhh
I never knew it had different names! But no, we don't allow people to lay down multiple cards...
Yeah, I know for a fact it wasn't a true reflective of mine
........
Well, to my knowledge we don't have skunks in my country, and if we do they must be rare, 'cos I've never seen one...
Alternativly, you could just buy some cake and save everyone the hassle.
4523656 no problemmm
You'll never annoy us Corny!! Right Dizzy??
I will be waitingggg
Actually, i'm still waiting for our new ones.
Theyre still not here so... 
You crazy unicorn
We missed you like helllll 
4523766 I'm pretty sure that if I sent you a reaction as long as the one I was going to, you might have gotten a tad annoyed... It would have been quite long... I have a tendancy to over-react to words that I like......
HEHEHEHEHE ZEBRA WHOOSHUM NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING...Oh, so you're lonely?
NOOOOO, SOMEBODY BE SHIA'S NEIGHBOR.... AND BRING A SANKE WITH YOU!!!!!!! There again, you might have more personal space now, at least...
THANK YOUUUUU, I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!!!! I went away for one night... BUT I REALLY REALLY MISSED YOU!!!!!!!
4523780
i know a thing or two 'bout long messages... 
BRING ALL THE SNAKESSS
would you like to be my neighbour Corny? 
Can i also just say that i'm supposed to be asleep but my brain's like "HEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDSHEADSINTHECLOUDDDDSSSSS"
4523761
It can help speed the games up. People can lay down multiples of the same card if they have them. If you're sneaky, you might put multiple cards down but not have them all be the correct card, if you know people won't call you out on it to get rid of ones you don't want.
The whole bit about sleeping in?
That's right. Similar to way I don't see many sheep. Well, I've not seen one alive in the flesh, and it's probably nicer that you don't know what they smell like, although a component of their spray is used in perfumes.
4523835 Hmm, I'll suggest that the next time we need a quicker game.
Good idea, thanks!
Yeah... I got tired and achy with that rucksack on my back all day. I got quite....... Eh, I dunno, just ticked off I suppose.
Not very, but a little... And to be honest, I didn't even really know why... 
I was just tired. They woke me up at half five... HALF FIVE!!! For me that's early, I don't like mornings. 
I still find it weird that you don't usually see sheep (hehe, sheep), sheep are a common sight in England... Or at least they are in the area I'm from, I can't imagine there being too many sheep in London or somewhere like that... Sometimes there's even sheep at my Grandad's house because people rent his field.
That's cool, because, as you know, I love sheep!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ZEBRA CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMS ZEBRA CAKES SOUND SOOOOOOOO COOL!!! I MEAN, I ALREADY HAD A ZEBRA CAKE WHEN I WAS LIKE, FIVE, AND I KINDA GOT ONE NOW. (EVEN THOUGH IT'S TECHNICALLY NOT A ZEBRA CAKE, IT'S A PANDA CAKE, BUT I'M STILL GONNA SAY IT'S A ZEBRA CAKE BECAUSE IT HAD BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES 'ROUND THE OUTSIDE!!!) BUT OMMMMMSSSSSSS I SAW THOSE WORDS AND I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAAAA ZEBRA.... I LOVE ZEBRAS, YOU MENTION ZEBRAS TO ME?! WHY YOU DO THIS?! WHY YOU MENTION ZEBRAS?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT WORD!!!!!! IT JUST SETS ME OFF COS IM ALL LIKE AAAAGGGGGHHHHH ZEBRAS AND NOW IVE STARTED TYPING FAST AGAIN COS THE MORE HAPPY I GET THE FASTER I TYPE DO IM SORRY IF THEIS STARTS GETTING BAD SPAG BUT HONESTLY I DONT CARE ANYMORE MU HESD IS JUTS FREAKING OUT LIKE OMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMS... AND YA KNOW, I JUST CRASHED MY IPAD COS I WAS TYPING SO FADT?! I SHOLD REALLY SLOW DOWN...... OKAY OKAY I'VE SLOWED DOWN TYOING A BIT NOW BUT I''M STILL FREAKING OUT 'COS YOU SAID ZEBRA, AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT WORD! IT'S JUST SO ZEBRA-Y!!!!! AND THEN YOU GET WHOOSH WHICH IS JUST SO WHOOSH-Y!!! AND THEY COME TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS GLORIOUS ZEBRA WHOOSH AND IT IS AMAZING JUST LIKE YAAAAAAYYYYYYY ZEBRAAAAAAA WHOOOSSSHHH!!!!!! BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY WHOOSH!!! YOU JUST SAID ZEBRA!!! BUT THEN YOU ALSO SAID CAKE.... AND I'M LIKE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!!! ZEBRA CAKE!!!
Uhhhh, I mean, I don't know if they do zebra cakes, do they do zebra cakes? Hehe...
4523828 Hehehehehehehehehehe... I do tend to go on a bit... I can write loads about some.... Things.....
OMS YES I WILL!!!!!!!
I don't have a snake though 
...
Does my brother count?Hehehe, I know how that one feels... I tend to drift.... ZEBRAS.......
4524729
Yay! Best neighbour!
WE CAN MAKE CUPCAKES TOGETHER 
Yes, brothers countYeahhh i ended up reading 'Flying Sky High' before falling asleep
4524751 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNAKE!!!!!! WOOP WOOP!!!!!!
... HEHEHE CUPCAKES...
4524753 cccuuuuppppccccaaaaakkkkeeessss
4524761 SANILS
4524762 SANKES
4524772 MOOSE
4524773 Triangle!
4524794
... Clock.
4524818 Tick toc...
4524840 FLAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE
4524725
You're welcome, Corn, although it is not my original rule. It also makes it easier to play that game with multiple decks of cards, which means even more people can get involved!
I'm not a morning person myself, and if I'm sore, I probably wouldn't feel up to much talking, either. However, I'm not usually cranky in the mornings unless I've lost sleep on someone else's behalf.
Yeah, goats tend to be a little more common in my area.
Actually, yes, they make zebra cakes, although they're not big cakes. littledebbie.com/images/content/cakes_horizontal_zebracakes-yvqu4d.png
4524847 BOO!
4525066 I know, I know, but without you even mentioning it to me, I would have never known about it, so thank you for letting me know about it, even if it wasn't your idea.
YASS MORE PEOPLE!!! 
I get grumpy in the mornings, except that I vow not to let that anger out on anyone else unless they've actually done something which is their fault. I don't like snapping at people if they haven't done anything wrong, so I try my best to be happy around people.
Ohh, I like goats too, apart from that one that tried eating my finger, I didn't think much to that one.
I know that you can't see me right now,
A ZEBRA CAKE! I MEAN, EVEN I THINK THAT'S JUST A LITTLE WEIRD AND I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT!!!! BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT... IT'S JUST SO ZEBRA-Y AND CAKE-Y AND I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THAT PHOTO LIKE OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY SAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKEEEEESSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ZEBRAAAAA!!!!! OMSSSSS ZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKEZEBRACAKE........ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......... OMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMSOMS..... I MEAN, HAHA, I'M NORMAL...
or at least I don't think you can,but I actually just fangirled over a zebra cake... What has my life become?!4525096 Boo who?!
4525113 Shhhhh.... don't cry
4525126 Hehehe, first joke I ever learnt, that one.
I remember thinking it was hilarious!
4525145 the one i found the funniest was basically you went 'knock knock' and the other person would say 'who's there' and you'd say 'knock knock' again, and they'd say 'who's there' and the cycle would keep going 'till the other person A) realised they were being trolled or B) get annoyed so much to the point that they give up
4525174 Oh woowwwwww.... I knew a simular one though...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who
Knock knock
WHO'S THERE?!
BANANA
BANANA WHO?!
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?!
ORANGE
BA- WAIT... Orange who?
Orange you glad the banana's gone?
.....
4525182
OMS Cornyyyy~~ 
4525237 hehehe, what you think?
4525238 i was confused...
Then i re-read it...
Then i laughed
4525245 YASH! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
4525251
Mission?! 
Shia like Missions... 
MISSSSSNAKEIONS
4525252 OH WOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWHOOSH
4525257 MOOSE WHOOOOSH...
nah Zebra Whoosh sounds better
4525258 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOOSEZEBRAWHOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YAYZ
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
4525260
Note to self: Always go MOOSE WHOOSH
4525263 nfrgiuhighruighruogvjriuofvjriofjeriofjeiofjeriofjreiogjriogj MOOSE ZEBRA
ZEBRA WHOOSH
LLLLLAAAAAMMMMAAAAAA
HEHEHE, I'M LISTENING TO MAD HATTER RIGHT NOW
4525275 You are a madhatter
4525288 I IZ NOW A YEAR OLDERRRRRRRRRRRRR HEHEHEHEHEHE AND I WENT INTO THIS NEW YEAR (OLDER) LISTENING TO TAG, YOU'RE IT.
4525112
i'm always happy to impart information.
Well, you're welcome, Corn!
Yeah, I tend not to have the mental capacity to even snap on people if I wanted to in the morning.
Something tells me that there's a story there.
I don't think I've eaten a single one for years.
I need it.
4525351 The story is pretty much exactly as it sounds. We were on a farm, and I tried feeding this goat off the palm of my hand, but it seems it thought my finger was also food, and it chomped down on it real hard.
I've never had one, but now I'm gonna make it my mission to have one, even if I have to swim to America, I swear I will.
4525290 Tag, you're it, tag tag you're it
4526126 YASSSSSSSS....
I is excited for escape rooooooooommmmmm...