Camping · 6:06pm May 5th, 2017
Okay, so I'm off camping over the weekend which means I won't be online as much as I usually am, but I might still be able to come online in the morning before I go, and on Sunday as soon as I get back (yes, I am only going for one night), but we'll see. 
I'm actually in the process of packing right now, but I'm taking a quick break from it, because packing is actually a lot harder than I expected it to be. 
Once I've finished packing, I'm going to take the rucksack out for a short walk so that I can get used to its weight before I go out tomorrow, since I'll need to be used to it because we have to walk 15 miles with the rucksack on our backs. 
Problem is, I have packed waaaaaaayyyy too much food.
Well, at least we won't get hungry!
ANYWAY, I don't really know what else to say, but if I think of anything else to add, I will do...
So, here's The Corn, signing out......... BACK TO PACKING!!!
I hope you brought spaghetti and garlic.
4521102 I have pasta and noodles if that's close enough.
No garlic though,
I hate garlic...4521115
I can't wrap my head around it!
Yes, I can.4521131
Sooooorrrrrryyyyyyyyy I know you love garlic but...... 
Ick.
OOOOO~~ i'll keep an eye out for Advertisments for ya, 'kay?
4521310 Thaaaaaaannnnnkkkkksssssssnake!!!!!!!!
4521327 No problemssssssnake!
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.................. Hehehe, wanna listen to a Skype rant??? 
4521375 go for it
i'll get my clipboard and pen out! 
4521379 hehehehehehehehehehe thanking you........
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I didn't always like it, though, and I certainly would never eat it raw, but I love garlic powder as a seasoning. Maybe someday you'll
see the lightfind a garlic-seasoned dish that suits your fancy.4522753 I once ate it raw as a dare... Yeah, my advice, don't do that....
Garlic powder?! I never even knew that existed.
Oh I'll still eat things with garlic flavouring to it, just so long as it's not too strong. I can handle it in small amounts, but if galic's the main flavour then I just don't like it. Take garlic bread for example, I hate garlic bread.Bit if someone happened to put garlic with my spaghetti and tomato sauce, I don't mind it too much.
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I'd recommend refrigerating it first, but yeah, I once had spaghetti that was just cooked in garlic water with some cashews crumbled on top, and that was way too much. I needed something.
Oh yes. Check the seasonings of Doritos and such in the ingredients; I bet garlic powder is part of the mix!
I actually used to keep a container of garlic powder in my binder during high school and now keep it in my backpack in college. You never know when you might need it! It helps food out sometimes. I've had it take a meal from a three to a six.
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4523824 Oh.
I should pay more attention to my crisp packets, shouldn't I? 
Thoughts: Is a binder a bag?
I thought it was a file... *Googles* Okay, no, it is a file, I knew that, but can files be used to carry garlic powder?! Eh, they can now... Unless it is a bag... I don't know, confused, can you really fit garlic powder into a file? Well, I supposed it's not very big...
Okay, so apart from the confusion as to what a binder actually is, I still found it funny when I read that.
You used to carry it with you in your binder?! 
OMS, I just imagined this sort of first-aid kit thingy but labelled 'EMERGENCY GARLIC POWDER' 
... Sorry, I know I'm weird... 
You got mixed emotions about that, huh?
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Did you find some?
I probably should have mentioned that my binder is very heavy duty, more akin to a suitcase. target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/14545506?wid=520&hei=520&fmt=pjpeg
Hey! It is for emergencies!
Actually, that was supposed to be a progression from me realizing what you just said to me having a heart attack from the horror.
4525043 No... But I asked Shia and she says she's seen it before, so... Yeah.
Ohhhhhh........
That's what it is!!! Ohhhhhh.
Garlic-related emergencies.
Hehehe, sorry, I did not mean to give you a heart-attack over my hatrid for garlic bread.
...
... PLEASE BE OKAY, DON'T DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE..... I'LL EAT GARLIC BREAD IF I HAVE TO, JUST PLEASE DON'T DIIIIEEEEE..... QUICK CORN, THINK... UM... UM... SPAGHETTI!!!
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Garlic powder in the United States is generally considered an essential seasoning, right beside salt and pepper.
I fit a lot of stuff in there.
More like garlic-less emergencies.
I was just being facetious, but spaghetti sounds great!
4525099 Wow, okay then, weird to think that I've only just heard of it then.
I bet!
Still garlic-related due to lack of such garlic.
I know you was, I was just going along with it.
Ya know, earlier at school, they were serving SpagBol... BUT THEY SERVED IT WITH PASTA INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI!!! 
HOW DID THEY EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL IT SPAGBOL?! IT SHOULD BE PASBOL OR SOMETHING!!! THAT'S FAULSE ADVERTISING!!! I WANTED SPAGHETTI!!!!! 
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You may have garlic salt, although that's not as heart-healthy. I'm not too keen on garlic salt; too much salt, not enough garlic.
I tend to forget folders if I don't have them all together.
But the. . .okay.
Logic is fine.
Oh wow. Me, too.
I just got back from a walk, and I could really go for some spaghetti. Not an impasta, either.
4526421 More like too much garlic and not enough salt.
Ooh, how far was the walk?
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You've not tried it.
You're making me keep lots of secrets, Corn.
Llamas are moose friends! 
I couldn't tell you exactly. A lot of it was quite steep, so it's hard to judge the distance, anyway.
I was gone for about an hour, though, so it wasn't too short.
4526456 How do you know I've not tried it? You never asked! I've never tried garlic powder, but I have tried garlic salt!
That should be reasuring to you, it means I think you're trustworthy... At least, now, I hope you are
You're a moose friend!
Oooohh, well, ya know what? After a long walk like that. I'd reccomend a cuppa and a slice of
zebracake!4526463
Whoops.
I tend to be. I don't see why I should disclose such information.
Your confidence is important for me to keep.
I am?
Cuppa? I'm not familiar with the term.
4527210 YAY!
Yes, you are. If you weren't a moose friend, you wouldn't be my friend, because I am a snail moose!
A cuppa? You don't call them cuppas?! A cuppa tea!!! A cuppa is just a hot cup of tea!!! We call hem cuppas!!!
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What I meant to say was "touché."
Well, in the Boston area, they refer to water fountains as "bubblas."
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Uh-Oh...
YAY!
It's good, and I'm a snail moose on the inside, on the outside I just look like ya human, but on the inside I know that my true destiny is to be a snail moose. 
I have such high aspirations...So, I can run as normal...Boston people call them Bubblas?! Well, I just learnt something new!
4527474 The holo gods have called and said something 'bout the word Touchè
and the holo gods are never wrongggg!!! 
4527489 Hold on, you say cuppa?
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How many years have you been living in England for now?! You didn't realise we said cuppa?! Yes, google it! 
4527524 Nope
Never realised it! 
But now i dooooo 
And for a loooooooooong while now
4527531 Woooowwww
4527534 Heyyyyyyy
ya unicorn 
you wuv me anyways 
I know you wuv us 
4527535 OBVIOUSLY I DO!!!
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And Holo too right? 
Pwease say you wuv holo too... 
4527566 YASH! HOLOOOOO!!!!!!!
4527567 thought you said WHOOOOOSH for a moment then
nearly misread that 
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AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH I ACTUALLY SCREAMED!!!
... I might not of written WHOOSH, but you just did!!! AGGGGHHHHH WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE IT!!! IT'S SO WHOOSH-Y!!! Needs a zebra though...
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clevelandzoosociety.org/files/animals/detail/zebrawebsite.jpg
There ya go!
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You're really tuned to that, huh? 
All the better.
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Whoosh! Here she is!
Ah! You know what they say, it's what's inside that counts!
Yes, at least, according to my 12th grade anthropology teacher. I may not be spelling it right, though.
http://www.wikihow.com/Speak-With-a-Bostonian-Accent
4527737 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ACTUALLY SCREAMED... AGAIN!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, SHIA?! I THINK SOMETHING INSIDE MY MIND JUST DIED OF SQUEEEEE ZEBRA-NESS...
that's totally a legitimate thing, I did not just make that up...... HEY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A ZONKEY?!4527774 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD AND SHIA JUST SENT ME A ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA AND YOU SENT ME WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO NOW I GOT A ZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I THINK I DIEEEEDDDDD....... IT'S LIKE IT WAS PLANNNEEEEEEDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH ZZZZZZEEEEEBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAA WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH
AHEM... ANYWAY... Yes! I am a snail moose!
I'm not even gonna try that accent.
I can't do an American accent in general, let alone one from a specific area....
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i think i may have set Corny off... 
Oops... 
4527776 I dunno, explain all the imaginitively real things!
4527783 Oh but a zonkey actually is real
...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38913889
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Whoopsadoodles!
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Does that mean you understand what snails and moose say?
I put that link there more as a confirmation that it's a recognized dialectical phenomenon than as a guide for you.
4527830 Hehehehehehehehehehe whoopsadoodles.
Yes. Yes it does.
Oh.
Wellllllll, I used it as a guide anyway. 
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Hehehehe. Oopies.
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I told you you've got oopisese!
Uhhh well, I wasn't planning on doing, no. But I was thinking about going on a trip to America in about five years time.
So maybe I could add it to the list of things to do there...
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Hehehehe.
You did tell me.
Oh wow!
I've never been that far east or north!
4528729 You should come with us then.
The furthest I've been in America has been... DisneyWorld! 
Never left Florida while we were there...
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That's still pretty cool! I went there when I was really, really young. The Tower of Terror was my favorite ride. I love drop rides.
4530130 I went when I was five, but I can remember quite a bit... I remember the Whinnie The Pooh ride.
... I also remember these robotic bins that I used to chase everywhere, and a room that smelt of Frosties. And Panda in a dress... Aaaand losing Panda. And having some weird dreams whilst I was there... And the Disney channel becuase we don't have that at home and I remember thinking it was the best thing ever!!! Oh, and I remember fireworks, and crickets, and parades, annnndd... This ride that sang It's A Small World After All. And my brother obsessing over the dodgey light... And getting Jeff in seaworld. 
Apart from you probably don't have a clue what I'm talking about right now... Buuuuuuut, yeah, I have a lot of memories from that trip... It left quite an impact on me. 
