Second Poem

I went to the store and found a ten bits on the floor
I couldn't see so much stuff because my eyes were so poor

When I went through some shops
I seen so many cops

Please surrender
I bought myself a blender

When I walk out of the store
The guard said, "Please put your hooves on the floor."

They call reinforcements
To give the poor stallion the bill of replacements

When I walk to my car because it wasn't my business
The guard scream and say, "Hey... your a witness."

I had to wait in my car
I tell them, "Give me a second I need eat this candy bar."

Please get out of the car
I'm just eating a kit kat bar

So I open the door very slowly
I figure these ponies are doing it so poorly

I tell them, "Is there a cheese cake for sale?"
The guard said, "Yeap it's her. Give us the frightening tale."

I'm free to go and lots of crazy fits
I walk by my car again and pick up fifty bits

Comments

[Rye Snoot]

Lol that's really good and funny.

[Flora Blossom]

4491471 Yea ish it's alright yea it's funny...