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Guardsman_Sparky


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  • 176 weeks
    I'm being watched...

    So, I just checked my alerts, and...well...I see this.

    Mr Popo is watching you

    I think I'll just go hide under my bed for a while...maybe forever.

    4 comments · 342 views
  • 365 weeks
    100 Likes for A Guardman in Equestria!

    100 likes for AGiE today! Thanks to everyone for supporting me in this. I promise that things will be getting darker before they get brighter, though. I hope you enjoy reading AGiE as much as I have writing it.

    Thank you to everypony,
    Guardsman Sparky

    1 comments · 357 views
  • 372 weeks
    Review Request

    Alrighty everypony. I am hoping somepony out there can write up a review of AGiE, tell me what's been done well, what needs improvement, what they like, what they don't like, etc. I hope to gleam some insight into how to improve my writings.

    Thank you!

    1 comments · 266 views
  • 374 weeks
    Cursing Contest

    Alright everypony, I am looking for some choice curses an imperial guardsman might use. For example, "emperor's brass balls" or "throne on terra," "testical shitting warp rifts" etc etc. Curses on par with those used by Littlepip in fallout: Equestria would be most appreciated.

    rules.
    1. No real F-bombs please. Use frak, feth, etc.
    2. Must be as colorfully original as possible

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    4 comments · 309 views
  • 375 weeks
    Feedback request

    Alright people, now that I have ten chapters out, I'd love to have some feedback. Please, rate me on a scale of one to five mustaches, let me know what needs improvement, what I'm doing right, suggestions, anything. As this is my first serious attempt at writing anything, I would really love to hear how I am doing at it. So let me know, good or bad, I will take what I can get.

    0 comments · 196 views
Mar
21st
2017

I'm being watched... · 2:44am Mar 21st, 2017

So, I just checked my alerts, and...well...I see this.

Mr Popo is watching you

I think I'll just go hide under my bed for a while...maybe forever.

Report Guardsman_Sparky · 342 views ·
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Comments ( 4 )

run. Just run.


no one can save you now.

Dude... Face your fears otherwise you're just letting win and I ain't afraid of no black genie

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Use the ultimate weapon. Peestal. It fires a .44 Cringe bullet that makes people's head explode.

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