Cursing Contest

Alright everypony, I am looking for some choice curses an imperial guardsman might use. For example, "emperor's brass balls" or "throne on terra," "testical shitting warp rifts" etc etc. Curses on par with those used by Littlepip in fallout: Equestria would be most appreciated.

rules.
1. No real F-bombs please. Use frak, feth, etc.
2. Must be as colorfully original as possible
3. nothing heretical, no invoking the warp gods, or else the inquisition may have to come to your house.
4. This one's the most important: Have fun with it!

I look forward to the stream of blue invective y'all send my way.

Comments

[the_marked_one]

*sees post* Hell yeah! something I might be good at!

*ten minutes later* I've got nothing... at least nothing original...
any way, here are my contributions.

* By the throne!!!

* Mother of the Emperor!!!

* Emperor rape me with a Basilisk!

sorry It's all i can come up with...

[FreedomFiend]

I've got a good a few good ones.

'Nids 'Nads! (Short for "Tyranids gonads," general expression of shock.)

(Like an/take an) Earthshaker up the ass! (Essentially "F*** me/you/this.")

Titan's Testicles! (Another general expression of shock.)

[helljack666]

GREAT SCREAMING METALLIC WARP TURDS!
'owzat for a curse

[MyDigitalHazard]

GREAT BALLS 'O' WITCH FIRE!
FRAKKING FRAKKITY FRAK FRAK!
Great Terra....
Your dumber then a Catachan Barking Toad!
Yo mama so fat! She thought Heavy Support was a benifits program!