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Cartoon Network Commercials (July 2008) · 5:22pm Mar 14th, 2017

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So much for not having any cable content. Also, no, I have no more CN stuff right now, don't even ask.

This was an incredibly lucky find, actually. This wasn't even a blank tape. I had a good eye for detail that day and ended up spotting a Stuart Little VHS tape...that just so happened to have a piece of electrical tape stuck over the record protection tab. That was a common trick done to record over commercial releases and/or tapes that already had that tab pried off. I popped the tape in, expecting more boring soap operas and trashy reality shows...only to be taken completely by surprise to find THIS on it. You guys seriously have no clue how rare kid content is, and that goes for anything, cable or not. So yeah, once I checked the tape in the store, you better believe the first instinct I had was buying it. I also said absolutely nothing about the recording tab...just in case they'd happen to mess it up again. Hee hee.

This is from 2008. Not the best time period, as CN was just falling into their rut around this time. This was where their focus slowly moved away from cartoons and they went through that awkward era where they wanted desperately to appeal to the older male demographic. That's where we ended up with the mess known as CN Real and getting no new animated shows in 2009. On top of that, the commercials also suffer this year because this was just in the wake of the 2008 economic recession. As such, there's a pretty major increase in informercials (ewww). But still, cartoon anything is rare to run across, so it's honestly nothing short of awesome to find this. And it's pretty lengthy too! This was in the Waco, TX area, with Time Warner Cable as the provider (that affects what the local commercials will be, the reason I bring it up).

~ This is Cartoon Network
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ Chowder Intro (this one is for "Schnitzel Quits")
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ George of the Jungle: Escape from Madmun Island promo
~ Capri Sun Roarin' Waters ~ Toonami Naruto promo
~ Little League World Series Baseball sponsor tag
~ Star Wars: The Clone Wars
~ Blendy Pens infomercial
~ The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack new episode promo
~ Snow Day promo
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ Chowder: Up Next
~ Ben 10 Bounty Hunters (the digital messup wasn't me, by the way)
~ Astrive 11 Student Loans infomercial
~ Cocoa Pebbles
~ Star Wars Force Action Lightsaber
~ Capri Sun Respect the Pouch (I love how they gave this one commercial five endings, always made it fun to see it done differently once in a while)
~ Zoobooks infomercial
~ Flapjack promo
~ Music Noods bumper
~ Chowder Intro ("Banned from the Stand/Creme Puff Hands")
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ Total Jungle Madness promo
~ Lunchables Star Wars ~ Fruit by the Foot 3 Foot Theater
~ Star Wars: The Clone Wars
~ Apple Jacks Cereal Straws
~ McDonald's (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
~ Flapjack Promo
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman Up Next
~ Total Drama Island new episode promo
~ SpongeBob at Temple Mall (Okay, I know this was a local commercial, but this was incredibly jarring to see on CN)
~ College Road Trip (Movies on Demand)
~ Chuck E. Cheese's ~ The Longshots
~ Cocoa Pebbles
~ Leap Frog Leapster
~ Totally Trucks infomercial
~ Chowder Noods bumper
~ You're Beautious (Flapjack promo)
~ Noods Bumper ~ Snow Day promo
~ Skechers (Elastica)
~ Capri Sun Roarin' Waters
~ McDonald's Star Wars: The Clone Wars
~ Clearn & Clear
~ Noods
~ Noods
~ George of the Jungle: Escape from Madmun Island promo
~ Texas Department of Transportation PSA
~ Cable Mover Hotline
~ LeapFrog Didj
~ United Way "Live United"
~ Capri Sun Respect the Pouch (fairly tale ending)
~ Blendy Pens infomercial
~ Noods
~ Noods
~ The Secret Saturdays promo
~ Lunchables
~ Little League World Series Wii
~ Skechers Hot Lights
~ Camp Rock Extended DVD/Blu-Ray
~ Chuck E. Cheese's ~ Dell XPS M1530
~ Noods
~ Noods
~ College Road Trip
~ Buzzard Billy's
~ Pop-Tarts "S'mores on Mars"
~ DTV Transition (oh boy, remember when this was a big deal?)
~ Star Wars: The Clone Wars
~ Campbell's "Tame the Beast"
~ McDonald's Star Wars: The Clone Wars
~ Noods
~ Noods
~ Total Jungle Madness
~ Toonami Naruto
~ Star Wars Force Action Lightsaber
~ Red Robin
~ Blendy Pens
~ Noods
~ Courage the Cowardly Dog Up Next
~ Flapjack promo
~ ...okay, is this one even trying? It's so obvious that's not a Wii they're advertising. Notice how they never use the word "Wii" during this commercial, and how instead of showing a picture of the console, they just show a poorly-rendered CGI model. Yeah, this is one of those PopStation-esque ripoff consoles, isn't it?
~ TX Dept of Transportation PSA
~ Pirates of the Caribbean Online
~ The Longshots promo
~ Zoobooks infomercial
~ Noods
~ Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman credits with pushback promo of Total Jungle Madness and Snow Day

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