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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • Today
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    3 comments · 40 views
  • Wednesday
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • Sunday
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 44 views
  • 2 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 60 views
  • 3 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 63 views
Mar
7th
2017

Seriously, can somebody just fire a rocket or something at Comcast HQ? · 1:18am Mar 7th, 2017

Or maybe hit 'em with an EMP.

Either way, my internet just cut out, and I'm just glad that I've got mobile hotspot on my phone. Slow, but reliable.

Separate Universal Studios from Comcast, chop NBC out of Comcast too, and then fire a high-power emp or something at them Universal Studios and NBC are worth saving. Screw Comcast.

Comments ( 62 )

Tehe, I imagine an EMP would do wonders with your connectivity. :trollestia:

4446035 Just nuke comcast. I don't care. I've got T-mobile to fall back on for mobile data.

4446052

One sun-sized megaton nuclear fission propelled worm hole coming right up. :derpytongue2:

And no, it bears no relation to a nuke. It's just uses them to move.

4446055 *snerk*

1/2 a megabyte per second from T-Mobile, but at least there's data at all, unlike a certain Comcast that has a near-monopoly over this place.

4446060

That has got to be one of the wackiest things I've ever come up with in my life . . . and I've come up with some crazy stuff in my time. orig03.deviantart.net/e7f9/f/2012/363/f/6/clapping_pony_icon___pinkie_pie_by_taritoons-d5pkuzy.gif

4446066 What's wacky about it? I've read plenty of Comcast horror stories, and I've even heard multiple times that they got a fake award for worst company in existence.

4446069

Not Comcast. I said my statement was the wackiest I've ever said.

By the way, I might be in the market for a permanent proof reader/editor. :moustache:

4446071 I might be able to help with that later on, but I've got a multi-part competition, an essay, several tests, and a piano test coming up. Definitely not a good time right now.

4446081

Oh, I apologize. I hadn't clarified that I didn't mean right at the moment. The only new content I'm working on that isn't released right now is going to be proofread by someone else, and the current projects I have open either doesn't require it (as in I won't both with it because it's not serious) or already proofread.

I meant in the future.

4454469

*snerk*

TheMajorTechie did. :rainbowlaugh:

ps he'll find your humor funny too.

4454508

But... but I am the box. :rainbowhuh:

4454524

Tehe, if I am the box, you want me to get out of myself? That sounds weird out of context... :rainbowlaugh:

4454583 Why wake up when you can stay sleeping and dream of potential parallel universes? :pinkiecrazy:

4454583
It's a big leap from tic-tacs to jail don't you think? Maybe even almost as big as going from being in a box to being a box. :rainbowwild:

4454637

Hey I looked at your profile. I play chess too.

4454624

Hehe, hey techie. We revived your blog. :rainbowlaugh:

4454648

Dang!

I'm 1500 ish Elo.

4454679

I can't guess what it was (senseless? Thus implying you had sense in the first place :p). And I haven't played in a couple of months I'd likely be rusty as well.

4454679

However I'd argue that you did have sense, which makes me wonder why'd you leave it blank :scootangel:

4454704

My mind literally didn't comprehend it. What's the other half of the sentence? :rainbowlaugh:

4454722

I didn't go there. We did together. And now we're here. And here is a blank slate with only half of a sentence. And a Pinkie Pie.

4454737

Lol the song isn't in your head, it's in your ear. And the sound from the song doesn't go into your ear either. The song itself goes into your ear. Tehe. :rainbowlaugh:

4454752

I did not feel like throwing the jargon right back at you, but you implied that you were going to hear it in your mind because of something that I said. I simply teased you for saying ear instead of head if you are truly just having the memory of hearing it.

By the way, did you do research on that or are you a physician?

4454774

Okay. I spent 5 years studying electrical engineering and have had a job as an eye for 2 years now. My final project senior year involved sending out electrical signals into transducers which emitted sound particles through air and dense wooded materials, which required me to research all about the different rates at which sound travels through various materials and their dispersion rate. It's phenomenal stuff.

4454789
4454780

I'm actually perfectly fine with this. :trollestia:

4454789

Out of curiosity, where did you pick up your quirky sense of amusement? I picked mine up as part of a dense mechanism to depression.

4454820

If it were anyone else I would have stopped posting replies in the blog long ago (for fear of pestering the user with updates). :moustache:

4455021

My last reply stated where mine came from. Came as a part of depression.

4455187

Whoa, dude. When did you get here? :rainbowderp:

Lol, jk. :rainbowlaugh:

4455272

Yep. The picture says it all. Except that I don't know if you're actually using a bass, or if you're trying to amp up the crazy to 11, or trying to get to the 11th floor of a 5 floor building (I would have made it 10 floors but then someone could argue that the roof was the "11th" floor), or if you're expecting me to suddenly comment back as 11 different people. The last one's kinda silly to me. :rainbowlaugh:

4455308

Steve was in a band. A band of Steve, where all of them were Steve. There were now eleven of them, to be exact, and this Steve was on bass. He turned the bass up past the maximum limit of ten, deigning this to be the perfect time to go beyond the physical limitations of his bass. He strummed his guitar, and by the power of the bass, the eleven Steve's were propelled through the air and over a building erected five stories above the ground. The power of the bass coalesced into a physical manifestation of itself, warping into a concrete slab that floated in the air six stories above the building. And then it exploded, ripping a hole in the space time continuum. The eleven Steve's all merged into one again, only he had twenty-two arms and legs and eleven heads. He was also eighty feet tall; somehow, his small-sized shirts and pants did not tear at his sudden growth spurt. And then his clothes ate him. The End. :pinkiecrazy:

4455328

He asked for it, man. I had to. :derpytongue2:

4455335

I just read what I wrote and I literally couldn't stop laughing.

By the way, I'm finally done with Series of Chaotic Events Now to find someone to proofread it because the guy I asked to hasn't been on in four days. :applejackunsure:

4455349

*walks away, disturbed* :rainbowlaugh:

I'm going to get someone from the proofreader's guild to proofread, assuming I can find someone. The last few times I went to it I didn't get responses from them, but I might get lucky this time.

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