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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

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    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

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    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

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  • 4 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

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Mar
1st
2017

Random little thing that popped up in my head. · 5:19am Mar 1st, 2017

Run. Don't look back.

Oh wait, you looked back.

Well then. Say hello to the tree that you have now run face-first into.

Hello.

Goodbye.

Oh lookies, Pinkamena's caught up.

Yup. See ya.


I don't even... what... :facehoof:

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"How's the tree?"

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It's well, and I think we made an impression.

You spit bark from your mouth as you shake your head clear of the tweety birds. You stare up directly into the blue eyes of the maniacal pony that were chasing you into the Everfree. The blood dripping from her mouth landed on your case as the look in her eyes could only be described as murderous and enraged. You scramble to get to your hooves but Pinkamena slams you against the tree that you ran into again, creating an indentation in the tree. She pulls a knife seemingly out of nowhere and holds it up to your throat. You beg with her not to kill you and that you won't run away again. She pushes the knife deeper into your snow white coat, causing blood to trickle down your coat, to mix with the other blood stains on your coat.
"Why did you run off," she asks you. "WHY!"
"I was scared, I don't want to die," you whimper to her. "Please don't kill me."
She throws you back to the ground, knocking the wind out of you, and crushing your left wing more than it already had been crushed. She walks over to your head and starts pulling your mane back to Sugar Cube Corner, where her makeshift dungeon is. Whilst being dragged you hit your head on a rock and felt the cold black abyss of unconsciousness consume you.

You awake with a start as you feel the adrenaline injector leave your left leg. You stare around the room and noticed the same old decorations that were in Pinkamena's dungeon. You stare at the organ streamers and the 'life is a party' banner hanging above the basement entrance. The only problem was that you weren't strapped to the operating table, but were chained to the back wall of the basement. You look at the operating table and notice that another pony has been placed upon it.
"You're finally awake now, after three adrenaline shots," Pinkamena mumbled under her breath. "You're going to be doing this 'operation'."
"Wait, what," you yell at her. "I have to do your dirty work!"
"Yes, and if you don't you both will die," she told you, then bursting into crazed fits of laughter. "Now stand up and harvest."
You walk over to the pony, to get this horrible deed over with. The pony on the table was one you had seen before but never stopped to talk to. It was Twilight Sparkle. You looked at Pinkamena who only laughed at the poor pony on the table. She walked over and injected adrenaline into Twilight, who burst awake and stared at the booth of us. She stared at Pinkamena, who's mane and tail had poofed back up to the give Twilight a little sense of hope, then she looked at you.
"Pinkie, Snowy, where am I," she asked the both of us. At hearing the sound of her old name Pinkamena snapped and smacked Twilight as hard as she could, which in turn cut Twilights lip and left eyebrow.
"It's Pinkamena you backstabbing bitch," Twilight was taken back by Pinkamena's harsh language.
"What do you mean backstabbing, I never backstabbed you," Twilight asked her, tears coming to her eyes. "You were my friend, I would never backstab you."
"Fine if you want me to explain, I heard you and my 'friends' talking inside the castle, and from what I recall you said that 'we only go to Pinkie's parties to make sure she doesn't go crazy again'," Pinkamena told her. Hatred covering every word as she said exactly what Twilight had told her friends. "The only pony that disagreed with the rest of you liars, was Fluttershy. She said you shouldn't be talking about your friends that way, even if you think it's true."
"Pinkie, I'm sorry I wasn't watching what I was saying," Twilight pleaded with Pinkamena, tears flowing freely from her eyes.
"Snowy, you can begin, I've had enough of this backstabbing, lying, hateful bitch," Pinkamena told you as she walked towards the door.
"Snowy please, don't do whatever it is that you want to do," Twilight begged. You ignored her pleas and walked over to the surgical tray that held your instruments. You picked up a hammer and a hacksaw.
"Sorry Twilight, but I think we should get rid of that horn," you told her while walking over and levitating the hammer with your snow white aura. You aimed the hammer to hit Twilight's horn dead center. You brought it back and slammed down onto the horn, which shattered into pieces from the force of the blow. Twilight screamed in pain as her horn shattered and pieces fell in front of her. You put the hammer back on the tray and levitated the hacksaw in your aura. "Now for a bit of wing trimming."
You made quick work of the purple alicorn's wings. You threw the wings into a bucket labeled 'wings'. Twilights screaming was annoying but was easy to fix. You grabbed some duct tape and wrapped it around her head to a point where she couldn't talk anymore.

I'm stopping this here...

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