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Crystal Static

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Crystal Static Joined 26th Nov, 2013 · Offline

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  • 177 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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    0 comments · 226 views

  • 243 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

    0 comments · 267 views

  • 259 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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    1 comments · 283 views

  • 271 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

    0 comments · 278 views

  • 297 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Feb
14th
2017

Fuck all of you, your significant others, and love. · 6:09am Feb 14th, 2017

I'm a lonely bastard.

I only had 3 girlfriends in my entire life, and none of them worked out.

Heck, ever since my car broke down and I had to walk/bike everywhere, I haven't even reliably had a booty call (It's been more than three months).

So fuck your love for your significant others, I'm instead going to celebrate my Dad's birthday with him.

Yeah, my Dad's birthday is Valentine's Day. It's great for when this holiday rolls around and I don't have a woman to spend it with, because I don't have to focus on how lonely and sad I actually am. Happy Birthday Dad!

After I get back home, I'm gonna get drunk.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:8_2/14/2017

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Dreams of Ponies
Dreams of Ponies #1 · Feb 14th, 2017 · · ·
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If the offer is still on the table, I'll be at Sugar Cube Corner after midnight tonight, celebrating my birthday in silence. If you choose to partake, the cider's on me, you edgy pony :trixieshiftright:

Crystal Static
Crystal Static #2 · Feb 14th, 2017 · · ·
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4421432 Yeah, I'd totally join you, but my portal to Equestria is kinda on the fritz right now...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
9:18_2/14/2017

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