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  • 308 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Molt Down

    This week is a Spike episode? What a re-”molt”-ing development this is!

    Let's look at “Molt Down,” the episode that will surely be perfectly normal and have no long-lasting repercussions on a character's appearance.

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    2 comments · 2,430 views
  • 309 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Break Up Break Down

    I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:

    SHIPPING.

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    6 comments · 1,728 views
  • 310 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Non-Compete Clause

    We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.

    Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.

    The good times are over.

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    7 comments · 1,596 views
  • 311 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: The Parent Map

    Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”

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    4 comments · 1,141 views
  • 312 weeks
    Season Eight Episode Reviews: Horse Play

    So hey, it's a new episode. Surely nothing to be excited about. Just another standard episode of a cartoon pony show.

    Only it's a CELESTIA EPISODE!

    Prepare for extra spicy biased scoring as we look at Best Princess' newest episode, “Horse Play!”

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    5 comments · 1,274 views
Dec
24th
2016

Merry Christmas · 4:41am Dec 24th, 2016

No big pictures or anything. Don't have an update ready. Just wanted to wish y'all a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or what-have-you.

Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful time this holiday season. Here's hoping next year is better than this god-forsaken one has been.

Now to go get some more eggnog. We only get it once a year, and I'm going to get every drop I can.

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Comments ( 3 )

At least twenty sixteen saw some pretty good advances in science, especially medical science. I understand bionic eyes are a thing now.

Merry Christmas! I'll be enjoying my eggnog along with you; cheers to what we all can hope will be a better year coming!

Merry Christmas. I hope everything is better for you and everyone else next year and the years to come. :pinkiesmile:

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