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[Journeyman]

Spike was on the other side of the table, waiting for her to begin.

“Alright... Cause of death?”

“Me.”

She snorted. “Heh heh, prior to an unfortunate encounter with a dragon.”

“Renal failure.”

“Cancer?”

“Kinda. Drank two gallons of water every day for the last twenty years because he was afraid of stomach cancer.”

“Huh. While there is a correlation between magnesium in hard water and a lower risk of gastric cancer, that’s not a preventative measure.”

“Hey, the cause was simple, I didn’t say it made sense.”