A Public Service Announcement from Princess Twilight Sparkle Concerning "Legend of Everfree" · 10:11pm Sep 26th, 2016
[Scene opens on a room within the Castle of Friendship, in particular on Incarlsistency and Sam-Listens-To-Carl's-Problems. Both are seated in crystal chairs with their eyes going wonky and hollow while they drool from one corner of their mouths. Pan over slightly to reveal Spike already cleaning up the mess they're making and Twilight Sparkle blowing off her horn. She suddenly perks up to the camera and turns to it.]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Oh...hello there everypony! It's Princess Twilight Sparkle here! Pardon me, but I just wanted to take a moment of your time. (Gesturing nearby) Here are my friends Sam and Carl. Say hi, you guys!
[Both continue to drool. Sam twitches once.]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: (A bit uneasy) Uh, yeah. They're not really in a talkative mood right now, but you should have seen them when they came in. Carl was practically foaming at the mouth. You see...Sam and Carl both subscribe to Netflix and were looking forward to watching the fourth Equestria Girls movie, "Legend of Everfree", next Saturday. But, uh... (Grimaces) Unfortunately, somepony...more like a lot of someponies...not only somehow got ahold of the entire film and not only pirated it and put it up on Youtube, but happened to do a lot of clips from crucial parts of the movie, complete with stills that were of those same crucial parts and titles describing them, and put them up as well. And since Sam and Carl both subscribe to Youtube and watch a lot of pony videos, well... Guess what turned up on their recommended videos this morning?
[She exhales.]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Anyway, long story short...they came running over here asking me to help them out or to curse those responsible. (Smiles) Fortunately, I had my good old 'Mind Bleach' spell...
STARLIGHT GLIMMER (O.S.): Cloroxus cerebro...
[Twilight narrows her gaze.]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Yes...Cloroxus cerebro... Thank you, Starlight... And now they're right as rain! Er...well, give or take a few extra memories as this was my first time. (Turns) At least you two will be able to watch all your favorite Youtube videos again for the first time, right?
SAM: Muh...
CARL: Yert.
[Twilight looks nervous.]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: ...Right. (Looks forward again.) Of course, the only reason this works is because we're unicorns living in a technicolor kingdom where things like magic are real. Humans, as Equestria Girls has so keenly demonstrated, don't have the luxury of magic to 'unsee' things. And in some cases... (Narrows gaze) ...Some ponies don't have magic users they trust enough to perform the Mind Bleach on them.
STARLIGHT GLIMMER (O.S.): All I did was offer to get rid of a few more unpleasant memories while I was at it! Forgive and forget, right?
[Twilight sighs]
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: So please...if you happen to be one of those individuals out there, consider those who haven't seen the film yet before you go posting on Youtube. We now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfiction perusal. Say goodbye, boys!
SAM: Gru...
CARL: Zort.
This is what happens when it airs in Brazil a week early. (I don't know why it did so, but it did.) Really, the blame rests on whoever botched that release schedule.
Well, them and the people who are distributing more spoilers than a classic car show.
4228210 I'd just...stay clear of Youtube for the next two weeks, because the Season Six finale has ALSO been leaked and I've ALSO been spoiled on that one as well.
4247357
Already saw it, but thanks for the heads-up.
4247938 I haven't watched any of those aside from image displays on YouTube videos returned as my recommendations, and I'm not going to until the episode debuts, but...suffice to say, at least I'm happy that my Chrysalis tease in my first Quickie of Season Six wasn't wasted.