Weird things me and my friends said today · 9:45pm Sep 15th, 2016
Friend 1:You and Justin go find a little hidey hole and some lotion and butter, and start fucking each other all day.
Friend 1: My mother caught me sleep walking with my knife.
Random Kid 1: I still breastfeed, ya know.
Random Kid 2: Of course you do.
Me: What is happening in this classroom?
Friend 1: Its called Biology for a reason.
Me: ....
Me: Good point.
Me: Your an asshole.
Friend 2: I know.
Friend 3: Ha, she looks like a nerd.
Me: Nah man, she is actually pretty attractive.
Friend 3: What?!
Me: I don't have the same beauty concept as you, dumbfuck. If a girl is nice, caring, and tolerant, then she is the most beautiful girl in the world. If she is controlling, mean, and unfaithful, then she is the ugliest girl in the world.
Friend 3: ....
Me: .....
Friend 3: .....
Me: .....
Friend 3: *Gives a thumbs up*
Me: I don't see how we are friends.
Friend 2: I don't either. But remember: We are not friends. We are frenemies.
Friend 2: I swear I heard someone say "I wanna write on your dick.".
Me: What the fuck.
Friend 2: It weirded me out.
Me: *Sighs* Get used to it. its High School. Everybody wants everything to do with everyones dick.
Me: This music sounds like two whales raping each other.
Friend 4: Bwahahahaha!
I'm playing Dark Souls III for a bit on the PS4. Come join me!
PSN Name: Coconut_of_Doom
EDIT: No longer playing Dark Souls. If anyone wanted to play with me, you missed your window.
4211309 Some people hide their true feelings, lad.
I caught a girl today looking at me. Didn't say anything, however.
Damn Playstation Nazi
...
Jk by the way. But Srsly, xbox=best console.
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She might be into you.
I dont know for sure, but she might.
4211463 Dude, seriously. Stop putting yourself down.
I have seen Seniors date Freshmen. If she touches you often, or finds an excuse to touch you, then she is probably into you.
Unless she is like that with everyone.
4211613 Go ahead. Don't have much going on anyways.