Something I Never Thought I'd Say

Tonight, I said something that I truly never thought I'd say in my life; "time to get drunk and write gay horse porn". This writing session is brought to you by Jack Daniel's and Coca~Cola.

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[harts fire]

how dare you. just how dare you rune good JD with coca - cola JD is made to be drank strata up.

[lockheed]

4190731
Well I want to prolong it because I've only got one small bottle. Plus, I'm addicted to coke.

[harts fire]

you should try southern comfort next time much smoother and at 100 proof you will only need a small bottle.
now in this part of the country I was razed around shine so needless to say it has to be at lest 100 proof for me to even look at it.

[lockheed]

4190833
I wanted Southern Comfort, it's actually my drink of choice (named a plane on my flight sim after it), but I only had enough money for Jack. Believe me, I really wanted Southern Comfort and unfortunately I need to find new pipes for my "distillery".

[harts fire]

4190844

[lockheed]

4190899
And to think, my mom said all those years of watching M*A*S*H* as a kid wouldn't pay off.

[harts fire]

4190904
M.A.S.H. naw ware I grew up the town ship named the road out front of the old farm whisky run road.

[lockheed]

4190911
We used to have Old Still Road until they renamed it. It was the road to where my great-great-uncle's moonshine still was during prohibition.

[BeatenLover]

I have to try that.

[lockheed]

4190976
Not too bad so far. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be total shit when I'm fully sober.

[BeatenLover]

4190995
You are too good for it to be shit.

[lockheed]

4191006
Oh, well, thank you

[BeatenLover]

4191009
No need.

[harts fire]

4190934
the same reason for Whisky run road. it was the safest way to get between the towns around here and I know of 3 still sites that use to be on that road.
I am sure if I ever got back to that area I code find one still running yet this day.