Awkward.

I was sitting here on my computer, writing A US Marine in Equestria when noises came from the backyard. Loud metallic noises, as if something was getting under the house. I went outside in steel toed boots, an aluminum Louisville Slugger, a flashlight, and a little bravery. I was getting ready to beat the living shit out of a robber or something.

But when I saw who it was, I immediately when inside before they saw me with the baseball bat. Turns out it was my neighbor taking time outta his day to cut my lawn for me. The noises was him getting his lawn mower through the fence gate... I felt kinda embarrassed and relieved. I felt relieved because I wasn't getting robbed and I didn't have to beat the fuck outta somebody.