I'm humming 'Danger Zone' as I type this · 2:36pm Aug 20th, 2016
To my literally dozens of followers, and the three people who liked Perilune, (Serously, you guys are the greatest, I loved that weird story for some reason) I bring you...
COMING SOON
From the Desk of: 1LT Soarin
Wonderbolts 1st Demonstration Squadron
EUP Wonderbolts HQ, Prism PlateauAddress:
ROYAL CRYSTAL PALACE
1 CRYSTAL LANE
CRYSTAL EMPIREAttn: CAP Spitfire, Wonderbolts 1st Demonstration Squadron
Ma'am,
I regret to inform you that an urgent matter (check one: __is developing at Xhas developed at __has destroyed) Prism Plateau, due to unforeseen circumstances involving (__property damage [accidental] __property damage [arson] __a diplomatic incident __Fleetfoot Xother: A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE.) I assure you that this matter is being handled with the professionalism and integrity exemplified by all Wonderbolts, however due to the (__serious __fatal Xapocalyptic) nature of the threat, I humbly request your assistance in preventing (__further embarrassment __further bloodshed Xother: TIME CLONES OH CELESTIA THERE'S SO MANY CLONES.) As your Executive Officer and ranking flyer in your absence, I have ordered all on-duty Wonderbolts to (corrective action:COWER IN FEAR, WE ARE TO THE CLONES AS ANTS ARE TO PONIES AND PONIES ARE TO DRAGONS. THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO), which I am confident will mitigate the crisis until such a time as proper chain-of-command may be restored.
I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you as ranking officer, and humbly submit myself for any resulting (Xdisciplinary charges __gelding.) As squadron commander in absentia, this failure is mine and mine alone.
(__Hooah, __Aim High, __Sincerely, __Regretfully, XTearfully,)
SOARIN
1LT Soarin, XO, Wonderbolts 1st Demonstration Squadron
The Wrong Stuff, a story about famous jerks.
You sure these guys are top gun material? The way I'm seeing it, they belong more to this movie
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I just want you to know, we're all counting on you. Good luck.