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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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  • 15 weeks
    let's talk about Anon

    i was OVERJOYED to see not a single Anon story on the front page tonight. but some people on this platform seem to think that Anon is a lifesaver for their stories; that Anon is acceptable for a reader stand-in.

    THEY'RE WRONG

    Anon is a plague on the writing community, and a copout. Anon means you're a shit writer, because Anon is LAZY

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  • 237 weeks
    cyberpunk story idea

    ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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  • 237 weeks
    i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this

    a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

    a functional timberwolf cosplay

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  • 286 weeks
    a lot of people are going to hate me for this

    does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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  • 288 weeks
    i think i've found a niche...

    After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

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Aug
10th
2016

Sooooo... How's it going? · 4:26am Aug 10th, 2016

Yeah, I've been pretty vacant since my last updates, namely because of MLP-MSP in June, which actually got me to start Chapter 6 of "The Crsytal War." I've been working on it, and I've started a new fic currently called "Words Cannot Express," a slice-of-life romance-type story featuring my OCs, Eclipse and "Little" Angel Cattleya. It takes place a few years down the road, technically an AU, since Eclipse is best friends/video game rivals with Button Mash (who is a stallion in this story), and Eclipse and Angel meet under different scenarios.

In June, I met one of my newest friends in the fandom, Vivid Syntax! He's very talented, very smart, and VERY into SoarBurn. So I decided to make a SoarBurn origin fic for him (he won't be able to see it until it's finished hehe).

"Eclipse" is still on hiatus, and I've also started on my first darkfic, featuring (hopefully) everyone's favorite background couple, Vinyl and Octavia! It'll be kinda intense toward the end, which is why I'm tagging it 'tragedy' and 'gore.'

Also, I've spent a lot of time (finally) reading "Project Horizons," which I am enjoying more than the original "Fallout: Equestria." I could go on and on about things I like about it (it's a lot), but I just thought it would do nicely to close out these blog posts with sentiments from a few of the Ministry Mares (and Blackjack):

Be Smart! :twilightsmile:
Be Awesome! :rainbowdetermined2:
Be Strong! :ajsmug:
Be Pleasant! :yay:
Do Better

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