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Beware The Carpenter

What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

Beware The Carpenter Joined 1st Nov, 2012 · Offline

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  • 365 weeks
    Epic Readout

    So some guy I never heard of just did an epic readout of a story I posted about six months back; with pictures included! A few of the lines are bungled but there are corrections in the comments.

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  • 371 weeks
    Where I got it from

    So my friends and I are planning a DnD-genre game, and my mother seemed interested so I invited her to make a character, and this is the backstory I got:

    Zecora goes traveling with Dr. Who and ends up in middle earth. :yay:

    Shifting between universes changes Zecora into an elf and she marries Legolas. :rainbowhuh:

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    0 comments · 311 views

  • 383 weeks
    Is this Discord?

    1 comments · 418 views

  • 386 weeks
    Who's that mare?

    There's an earth pony mare I've been planning on bringing into Limits of Mercy for over a year now, but was never able to come up with a good name; I just knew it was something like Mira or Moira or Myrrh or mirage or something. This morning I found a special tree in India with very sweet seeds and flowers used to replace sugar, make jams and alcohol etc and with medicinal properties too, but

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    1 comments · 380 views

  • 387 weeks
    Definition of "Many"

    To anyone who tried accessing me yesterday and found me blocked: I put a similar post on about a dozen groups yesterday about the TOC, and that got me a 24 hour ban under the spam law of posting the same thing in "many" different sites.

    I apologize.

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I am absolutely astonished · 5:49am Aug 1st, 2016

I liked the first 2 seasons, dragged my way through season 3 and stopped watching the series after they made Twilight an alicorn and that absolutely terrible EQ girls movie. I've flipped back in for occasional episodes like season finales but almost always got annoyed and stopped watching again soon after. I decided to watch Stranger Than Fiction and I actually really liked it!

Just one thing that didn't make sense...

Rainbow Dash could do a sonicrainboom while carrying four other ponies. But she can't carry Squibble?

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the other sans
the other sans #1 · Aug 2nd, 2016 · · ·
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I'd normally ask what is a squibble but I won't because I suspect that's from the new episode from the latest season and is spoilery-ish but I don't want to know unless I finish watching all the previous episodes. Until I get my butt of Season 3's Pinkie Apple Pie episode that is.

Beware The Carpenter
Beware The Carpenter #2 · Aug 2nd, 2016 · · ·
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Is anyone surprised that I'm already thinking of incorporating Sqibble into my headcannon?

How do you guys feel about shipping him with Fleetfoot?

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