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You Shall Not Pass

I say, "My Diminutive Equine, Camaraderie is Enchantment" is a smashing show!

You Shall Not Pass Joined 13th Dec, 2011 · Offline

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  • 621 weeks
    I am a Lazy Bastard – Pony Role-Playing

    What it says on the title. So what have I been doing instead of writing fanfiction, which I really ought to get back to doing, by the way? Online forum pony role-playing!

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    0 comments · 854 views

  • 632 weeks
    NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

    Scootaloo chicken burgers are, at least theoretically, available in German McDonalds. But after weeks of searching, I have not found any Scootaloo burgers and I likely never will, now that I am leaving the country.

    I'm smelling sabotage... It's all Fegelein's fault!

    Bringen Sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

    7 comments · 472 views

  • 637 weeks
    Phun with Phlags with Photoshop

    So, I decided to refresh my mediocre photoshop skills by making some pony flags. Below are two possible versions of an Equestrian triangular war pennant. The latter design is a bit more generous in representing Celestia.

    EDIT: Oh blast. It seems like having a white flag on a white background makes some things rather invisible.

    Equestrian Pennant v.1

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    5 comments · 456 views

  • 638 weeks
    Scootaloo-Burger bei McDonalds

    It's official! The Scootaloo Burger won the German McDonald's chicken burger naming contest.

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    0 comments · 480 views

  • 640 weeks
    Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000

    Steampunk is now canon! Unfortunately, this has given my subconscious some very strange ideas. In a dream last night, the Flim Flam brothers' machine was renamed the Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000. It squeezed... spiders.

    How exactly is spider paste profitable? Your guess is as good as mine.

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Jan
29th
2012

Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000 · 4:21pm Jan 29th, 2012

Steampunk is now canon! Unfortunately, this has given my subconscious some very strange ideas. In a dream last night, the Flim Flam brothers' machine was renamed the Super Seedy Spider Squeezy 6000. It squeezed... spiders.

How exactly is spider paste profitable? Your guess is as good as mine.

Unfortunately, I'm going to have to resist the urge to write a one-shot about that. I'm taking a fanfic-writing hiatus for a month or two. I have research papers to churn out, and sadly Lend-Lease aid to the Soviet Union in World War Two takes priority over ponies. For those of you following Gratuitous Pony Battles, I apologize for this delay in updating chapter three.

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