Jun
14th
2016
0-0 your in my trap... NO WAIT DON'T JU... great you just turned around and walked strait out through the door -_- · 2:18am Jun 14th, 2016
Welp your gone so your not reading this and now I can't eat any... very... very... tasty...pony... soup (mouth poisonating) poisonous saliva)
I'll have to settle for rival of friend buffalos soup
Enemy when they see me and before I f###ed them https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M8f8b6669177fe43838e930598e4706c0o0&w=300&h=300&p=0&pid=1.7
(5 miniscule seconds later) After I f###ed them up 
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The Crazy Cazadore · 175 views
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The horse nomads run wild and free, and they'd like to ransack your city.
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Not any more. They're dead now.
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You're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Actually, fuck it, most of it’s water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I’m sad. You’re sad.
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I'm not sad I can float and I have wings. If those fail me ill just kill you and use your carcass to float around the asteroid.
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Scratch that I'd probably do it anyways. Unless you persuaded me not to
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In that case I’ll hire a samurai!
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And then I would kill him instead and we would both use his body as a boat to float around the asteroid
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Knock knock. It’s the United States. They have huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.
“Spare the Samurai. Don’t kill him.”
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What samurai? Their is no samurai. The samurai is a lie
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“We know. We just want your oil.”
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Hey wanna see a trick. Their is no American gun boat. The American gun boat is a lie.
*American gun boat disappears
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“Oh shit. Well, we're not the French, so we'll have to fight...”
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Their are no Americans on this asteroid. The Americans on this asteroid are a lie
*Americans disappear from the asteroid*
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(The Russians arive)
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*poisons all their food and water without anyone noticing*
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(The French surrender after Russia dies)