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IQ tests · 11:13am Sep 5th, 2012


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where did u take the test?

337686 Try the one from MENSA website, it's surely more reliable

zel

337732 Well, let me check...

There are 1200 elephants in a herd. Some have pink and green stripes, some are all pink and some are all blue. One third are pure pink. Is it true that 400 elephants are definitely blue?

What the hell did those guys smoke?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_ooh.png

EDIT: I got 29 out of 30, but they do not provide me with information into what iq this translates into.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png

The site you too the test on was bullschitt, That was a general knowledge quiz, not an IQ test.

zel

337820 It is all bullshitdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
Intelligence cannot be measured by a number, And most IQ tests test only "have few pics, find bigger image and select correct continuation" type skills, pretty retarded actually.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png

337842
Yea, what really defines a persons intelligence is the ability to hold intelligent conversation, make good music, creativity, programming or thinking(by which I mean come up with physics and fiction ect). People like Steven hawking, Dawkins, fucking music artists and good fiction writers (with I loath to admit includes Device Heretic).

I'd also say the time it takes someone to learn something/ the speed at which they complete intellectual tasks also plays a large role. I think these people who go around waving a massive IQ badge are just wanting everyone to think they're hot shit. Besides, people with Aspergers often have higher IQ, and they're retarded, hand flapping social outcasts.


As to why I hate autistic's so much, I once had this kid in school who was autistic, he followed us around all day and was annoying as shit. Walked right up and breathed in your face and couldn't understand why nobody wanted to talk to him. He actually stood just inches away in front of you and constantly maintained direct eye contact, then started talking about the most dull and random shit like gran turismo (an old racing game), and seemed unable to grasp that nobody gave a fuck. Also his breath stank like fish.

That's not the only problem, he did this while I was in the middle of a conversation, just walked up and started talking about some random shit nobody gave a fuck about, completely 'derailing the thread' would be a good analogy. I think they kicked him out of his old school because he was being bullied. In truth, his friends got so fed up with him that one day they led him to a hill and pushed him down it, then ran away (he'd been tormenting them their whole lives, poor kids).

Of course I've got absolutely nothing against high functioning autistic people, just the severely affected ones.

zel

337861 Well I knew a similar one, but he was simply retarded; He thought that he was some fucking wizard of some sorts; He would mingle with his fingers, whisper during lesson and shit; I cannot believe they allowed him into middle school actually. We had so much fun because of that bastard.
And yes, this one used to shit about random things too.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png

337978
So what, he acted like bro-dash does? (he writes horrible fanfiction and insists it's gold, he also refuses to admit he's moron, choosing instead to act arrogant and superior. In other words fun to troll)

zel

337987 Well, for example that idiot could not detect a lie; You could use it to make him pester people you were angry with for example.
Well, that was an double edged sword, since they could tell him something different, and he would return and pester you instead :trollestia:
He was idiot.
Well he probably still is.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png
Also he HONESTLY BELIEVED that he had some supernatural powers. I mean, really.

337991
What the shit!!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png go on, what kind of supernatural powers did the little moron believe himself to posses?

zel

337996 Nobody really cared, but from what I noticed
(I was actually with this fucker in the same class!)
He was saying that we deserve punishment and various shit about lightinings and storms.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png
Also we later found out that these weird rituals he was making was actually making prophecies or sth.
(It was hilarious btw: he took some old dirty small paper or what it was, mingle it in his hand while his head close eyes focused, sometimes accidentally drop it to floor, lick it, mingle again, constantly whispering. We called it "making confitures"dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png )
Those were good times.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applebloom_lolface.png

338000
My god that sounds hilarious, looks like your faggot was worse then our faggot.
Mine was just unable to tell when people were joking or not. Eventually one of mates got so pissed off he just got up and insulted him relentlessly, saying nobody wanted him here and that he was actually retarded, he told him to fuck off and not to come back (had to feel sorry for the poor fat retard). Of course this ass-pie just acted as though it was any other kind of criticism and joking that everyone else said, even though my friend was seriously considering knocking his teeth out.

We also had this kid with a borderline retarded IQ who both shit and pissed himself in class after the teacher shouted at him (he was in fucking year 10 (16 years old) at the time).
His class once came over to mine due to come administration derp or some shit. We were pissing about on the computer with them constantly fucking around with Microsoft Sam and laughing when they made it swear. Fucking tards man. Anyway I was sitting right next to him and after some time I managed to get him onto a shared online document (Pirate pad beta), it took some doing due to his inability to use the internet.
Anyway I entered the document and chose a name, even though he was sitting right fucking next to me he wisper to me "LoL anon, there;s this american guy in the chat room", and so he began telling me to go eat a hamburger and spouting shit about 911 on chat. I played along and pretended to be a hacker, then when I started tricking him into thinking I knew where he was, and was just beginning to find out who he was he panicked and left. He told me some guy tried to hack him (I said I'd hack his Xbox live account and erase his black oops score). Fucking dumb-ass.

338063
Can't believe you didn't know bout 911, personally I don't care, but some people may be offended by this, yes, among us. That's how bad it was...

zel

338069 No, I did know, but I just do not really connect these numbers together. I have VERY bad memory to numbers.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Rainbow_Dash.png

338075
Me too.


338077

Let's play some Tetris motherfucker

why is this so fucking funny.

337861

Yea, what really defines a persons intelligence is the ability to hold intelligent conversation, make good music, creativity, programming or thinking(by which I mean come up with physics and fiction ect). People like Steven hawking, Dawkins, fucking music artists and good fiction writers (with I loath to admit includes Device Heretic).

Intelligence and creativity are not the same thing

I'd also say the time it takes someone to learn something/ the speed at which they complete intellectual tasks also plays a large role. I think these people who go around waving a massive IQ badge are just wanting everyone to think they're hot shit.

Le Moustache

Besides, people with Aspergers often have higher IQ, and they're retarded, hand flapping social outcasts.

Being a person with Le Asperger, I must agree with you :moustache:

338908
Thought so. How severe?

Also I'm saying creativity is a measure of intelligence, the ability to come up with an emotional and original story for example, with rich character development. Makes you one smart cookie.

338974 Depends on what you mean by "severe". Be more specific.

the ability to come up with an emotional and original story for example, with rich character development. Makes you one smart cookie.

That makes you creative, not intelligent.

341566
But they're one and the same. creativity is A measure of intelligence, you don't see fucking chimps writing harry potter fanfiction do you?

And by severe I mean a hand flapping retard, obviously if you can still function and at least have some ability socialize (or if you actually desire company rather then to be an introvert), The I'd class you as just fine. I have nothing against anyone who is slightly autistic (I've had bad experiences with autistic people being as annoying as shit in the past).

zel

342227

you don't see fucking chimps writing harry potter fanfiction do you?

Two words: My Immortal
This was not written by human, it is impossible.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Scootaloo_lolface.png

342235
Fair enough, one point to you Zel... but you don't see them write fucking good fanfiction do you?

zel

342239

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Your argument is invalid.
Science, ain't gonna EXPLAIN SHITdl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png

342243
But what takes one human a couple weeks at the least
takes
Infinite chimps, and infinite amount of time to fucking accomplish. Although... I suppose by that logic the brain power of infinite chimps infinitly outclasses us humans by infinity fold...so....fuck you zel...

zel

342246 Actually, It requires only infinite chimps, OR infinite time, but it is actually logically EQUAL to infinite time times infinite chimps.
But yes, the cloud network of infinite chimps is infinity times greater than any human, unless he possesed infinite intelligence.
How do you call infinite intelligence, btw? Omniscience? no, that is knowledge... Omniintelligence?
BTW, since infinite monkeys would have infinite intelligence, that would make them God in terms of intelligence.
Or, on the other hand, an eternal immortal monkey could be considered a god, too. That is, if we consider it in a set period of time.
What if our galaxy is actually a creation of an eternal monkey with a typewriter?
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Holy shit. I leave for one week of holiday and this happens. This is why we can't have nice things!
By the way, when I was tested for IQ, my result was 140 even though half of it is timed and I used to be crap when timed, and I also write awsum fanfiction, as at least somebody here will confirm. Also, I may be the misanthrope to end all misanthropes and slightly introverted, but I'm not a social retard. I'm awesomedl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rainbow_Dash_lolface.png .
But yeah, any method of testing IQ is complete BS. If only our talents would also appear on our butts when it's time.

zel

343027 Well I actually took few more tests and got average 142. That is two times more:rainbowhuh:
Now when I think about it, I have no idea what my mark could be. Code? Electronic symbol? Nusic note? Audio waveform? Physical equation? Layered video clip? 3d sculpture?
Either way, I would be really limited when one of my so-talents surfaced over my others.

343071 Maybe it'd be not submitting stories that would be perfectly fine even though that's the only way to improve your writing past a certain point:trollestia:.
Just to mention, in the good parts, I had a result of 156. Either way, I'm apparently smarter than 99.9% of humanity. But anyway.
I wonder what mine would be. Probably either something related to words or writing or chemistry. That or a spurt of blood to represent Bleeding.
Just think about it, if a pony had two talents, but one was slightly stronger than the other, she'd be limited to doing that for a lifetime. Well, that or she'd have a double meaning mark like Midnight. Ha!
Though, I think my butt would be rather full if it had a scroll being written on, blood, and a test glass on it. Maybe it'd be written in blood...
Anyway.

zel

343120 Glass tube with blood rolled in paper!:trollestia:

342227 I dislike excessive socializing

343120
LoL I got an IQ of 113 last time I checked. I feel stupid among you guys (good thing IQ's are bullshit(I hope)). When I went to school I knew this kid that had an IQ in the 70's


345908
As long as you have a desire to have friends, i wouldn't class you severe enough to warrant my hatred (that's downright despicable of me I know). I mean I too dislike excess socializing.

Also do you collect pointless information like weather reports for example (not necessarily that but you know what I mean), if not then you're probably not in the range I'm irrationally hateful towards. Also I think you're awesome for designing the enhancements mod.

345936 >As long as you have a desire to have friends
If "desire" means actively trying to get friends, then no, I don't

>pointless information like weather reports
Weather reports wouldn't be so pointless if they were more accurate :trixieshiftleft:

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