Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.
I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I
All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.
Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. 
Alright bitches this is the closest you're getting to a face reveal. I just wish I can show you how fabulous I look this morning. I think it's from all the stress relieving I did recently.
Page generated in 0.022 seconds
Total duration
814 users online
1,158,567 hits today, 2,244,100 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
i would eat you up
4012628 Oh, you're making me blush
4012630 i am oh sorry but its true with some syrup i'll eat you up good
4012632 Need me a freak like that Careful bruh what if Pizza looks over my shoulder
4012637 eh pizza ain't shit but you i'll fucking eat you out like a monster
4012639 I'm flattered bruh but even if my wife is fake I can't fuck my friends. If things don't work out it gets super awkward.
4012654 it really does
but i would still gobble you up
4012658 Lol at this point I probably taste bitter from the weed I smoked yesterday. And maybe a hint of latex.
4012671 maybe but i would still eat you out
4012674 Sorry boo I promised my ass to Google when it helped me bullshit a project.
Btw if you want to know how, go to search tools, click on "Anytime," then change it to "custom range".
4012686 oh okay hey im here anytime *wink*
4012691 My mom saw me looking at pancakes on Google images and she laughed and said "You must be hungry!"