so the army is fun · 5:37pm Jun 2nd, 2016
I'm sitting out at the smoke pit with some other guys from my platoon.
SGT Major comes by, chatting and shooting the shit, hanging out.
He finally turns to me and asks me where im from.
"the internet" probably wasn't the right answer
long story short I'm a mute now.
Aaahahahahaha!
3992547 and that's what my roommate said
3992601 "Wherever your mom is staying for the night most likely."
3992609 aaaand pushups.
3992631 "Oh I'm sorry, what I meant was whatever corner your mother is working that night."