Well... this has been a long time in coming. · 7:00pm May 29th, 2016
I've put a lot of thought into this, in the past several weeks. And I've finally come to a decision...
To open up for commissions. Many of you know me. More of you simply know OF me. For those that are unaware, I'm Noble Cause. Equestria Daily pre-reader, writer, and the dumbass you get to blame for starting National Pony Writing Month. Sure, the latter doesn't really give me any credence for my own writing ability, but there you have it.
So, here's the shakes. You interested in seeing an idea written down, but don't have the ability or time yourself? I'm your pony. I'll do just about anything and everything, outside of major gore. I will NOT be writing anything related to Fall of Equestria, or Fallout: Equestria, or Displaced fics. I have me my limits, and in the case of Fallout, a grievous lack of information about the universe.
Still interested? Happy to oblige. My specialty lies in slice of life in particular, but I can roll with just about anything. My price is $8 per one thousand words. Hope to hear from you soon, folks!
But... But...
I have this great idea about a cosplayer who gets sucked into Equestria who helps the caribou take over and eventually blows up the world to make sure Little Pip happens...
...And I can't ask you to do it?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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That'd require a substantial as fuck bribe. Like, triple digits price.
Also, lollerskates, Skeets :3
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I can't wait for the motion picture adaptation
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Don't make me come over there... wait. That's not a threat. DAMN!
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*shakes fist!* I'll get you next time, Cloudhammer! NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIME!