Sep
2nd
2012
Oh Dark Souls you · 11:25pm Sep 2nd, 2012
Haven't written anything recently, since my birthday last Tuesday, I have been playing Dark Souls on PC (thank god for gamepads) and damn is it an asshole. Currently I'm at a bonfire in Blighttown, having spent 6.5 hours to kill the Bell Gargoyles (also known as the difficulty spikes) then like 30 minutes on every other boss (God the bell gargoyles were hard compared to everyone else I have killed) which was the Capra Demon (AKA Bitch), Moonlight Butterfly (AKA Butterfree), the gaping dragon (AKA The Vagina Demon) the first boss (The giant teddy bear) were hilariously easy by comparison.
Now to go dodge machine gun poison blow dart gunners.
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Rainbow_Dashtruction · 485 views
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Machine gun poison dart gunners? Sounds fun. May I offer you a suit of Harmonic Knight armor?
331245 No, Blighttown is posion hell, so the best thing for me do to is get some purple moss and anti toxic moss, use the ninja armor I picked up (high poisen resistance) and run right the fuck through.
Melee attacks with full ninja armor give 20% piosen filled bar, which will poisen me if filled, dart gunners give 60% toxic, a insanely painful version of poisen, and later on there is swamps which give constant poisen which means you NEED poisen resistance. I got decent endurance tho so I should be able to sprint through.
I'll probably end up just grabbing the katana (the wiki made it sound sexy, since I wanted to know where a katana was, since their pretty rare) and running right the fuck out of there and searching for the spider shield, which has insanely high poisen resistance and I am guessing is in that damn forest the moonlight butterfly was in, since its pretty much the only part I havn't fully explored since theres a door that requires 20 fuck thousand souls to open.
Wait have you played Dark Souls?
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No, I was joking, when I offered you Harmonic Knight armor. Wait is there even such an item in the game?
332347 I swear I have heard of an armor called that
EDIT: just checked, sadly no. Swear I have seen it tho. I probably was just looking at the astora (or watever the fuck they are called) and always describe them are harmonious, and I believe getting their armor is possible, so thats probably the reason
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Good 'ol Patches
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Called "Elite Cleric Armor" AKA Hacked armor