The Story of KGUN 9 as Told from a Gangsta Perspective · 9:20pm May 17th, 2016
I created this using some cheat sheets. (WARNING: This blog contains gratuitous profanity and is completely unsuitable for any person younger than 17.)
Da year was 1956. Booty was sportin bouffant hairdos, tha afta tax income fo' tha average Gangsta crew was $1700, minimum wage was $1, n' KDWI Televizzle signed on tha air.
... Da station was owned by local rancher n' lumberman, D.W. Ingram (hence tha call letters) n' his hoe Kathleen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They paid $100,000 fo' a 9,000 square foot Televizzle basement located at 2175 N. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sixth Avenue.
A short time later, tha station was sold, n' immediately chizzled its call lettas ta KGUN TV. Da General Manager then was quoted as saying, "where I come from DWI don't mean nothin' good". Besides airin ABC Network n' syndicated programming, KGUN 9 Televizzle be a leader up in hood events n' local programming.
... Da Jeremy Lewis Muscular Dystrophy telethon is peeped on KGUN 9 every last muthafuckin Labor Dizzle weekend n' has been since 1969. Every February since 1972, 100,000 plus viewers tune up in fo' tha ghettoz longest non-mechanized parade, Tucsonz "Fiesta de los Vaqueros" Rodeo Parade. Over tha years, other much loved local programmin included, Romper Room, tha Marshall KGUN Show, Mexican Theata n' Saturdizzle Night Chilla Pornos wit host Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.
Mac Marshall was KGUN 9z first shizzle anchor up in 1961. Pat Stevens was tha straight-up original gangsta biatch shizzle director of any network affiliate. Biatch started at KGUN as a Weather Forecasta n' hit dat shiznit her way up ta Shit Director. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Favorite KGUN 9 Shit anchors all up in tha muthafuckin years include: Fred Allison, Nina Trasoff, Andy Nadell, Ed Sorensen n' Stephanie White. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Game anchor Dizzle Silver has been wit KGUN 9 Shit since 1983 n' Shit Anchor Guy Atchley followed shortly afta up in 1984.
