Me at The Grocery Store · 5:12am May 10th, 2016
This is for real, bro. Never take me to a store with you. I will literrally perform for the security cameras.
Just remember, a cactus isn't a vegetable.
This is for real, bro. Never take me to a store with you. I will literrally perform for the security cameras.
I thought it was for the food
feline i got a new blog
pffft u crazy
3934417 that too![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3934419 I know
3934422 thanks![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
3934443 why do i cry for people i don't know
3934441 Knew it![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
3934446 Because you care for human life
3934446 its natural.
3934450 i guess your right
Some would ask why this makes me embarrassed.![:twilightblush:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png)
It is because she is Haley!
Haley does not get embarrassed, so I am embarrassed for her.![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
(10 cookies to the first one who gets the movie reference.)![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
3934456 I don't get the reference, but it Is quite a funny comment![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3934459 In case you're curious...
3934463 it was about crying though xD
3934480 Well yeah, you can ad-lib a movie quote when it fits. Changing crying to embarrassment works because in the same way Conan won't cry, you do not get embarrassed. It's a clever change up, I swear. Totally not corny! Besides relating you to Conan the Barbarian is kinda funny too... maybe?
![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
I don't know why I'm trying to defend myself to a woman who dressed up in an evil tree costume.
Dancing craze, my fluffy friend?![:ajsmug:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsmug.png)
Thanks for this new intel. If I ever meet you the first thing I'll do is take you somewhere with security cameras.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3934521 I've actually never seen that movie, so I have no idea who connan is
ha-ha good point about the last part![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
3934605 ITS A GREAT NEW CRAZE THATS SWESWEEPING THE NATION! COME ON, DO THE CIRCULATION!
(song)
3934670 okay, but be prepared for second hand embarrassment.![:rainbowdetermined2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowdetermined2.png)
3935239 nah... I'd probably dance too... and I'm a terrible dancer.
3935239 nah... I'd probably dance with you too... and I'm a terrible dancer.
3935261 oh well, that would make it even more funny!![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3935273 yeah. I'd like to see the look on the security guard's face when he watches the cameras.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3935284 OMG yes! Their faces would be priceless![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3935236 Yes, ma'am.
*Dances wildly*![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)