You know what. . .

I think at some point when I have a certain number of followers or just when I feel like it I'll reveal my face because it's a fucking masterpiece. 69 followers is too few to me. I might do it at 420 or 666 followers. Or I'll do it on my 420th or 666th blog post. Maybe I can show you my wife as well. She's beautiful. In the mean time you can read more of my trashblog posts. I can't write a story for crap.

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[anonymousjedi]

pls tell moar abt yer wife

[Spherical Narcissist]

Well, first I start by oiling her up and kneading her nice and good. Then I roll her out and sensually spead tomato sauce on her. I get chills every time I sprinkle cheese on her. And her freckles; damn, those freckles, each and every one of them a piece of pepperoni kiss from an angel placed with care. As I put her in the oven, I look forward to seeing her sun oven kissed golden crust. When she's cooled down enough for me to use my mouth on her, my eyes roll to the back of my head. She tastes so exotic, and I can't describe how it feels to have her cheese and grease drip down my chin. Mmmmm~~ahh!~~ the married life is so good
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[Spherical Narcissist]

Wow I could have made that a separate blog. Maybe I can write her a love poem