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  • 11 weeks
    A Dazzling Interview


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  • 19 weeks
    Sneak Peek (And A Contest Ad)

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  • 20 weeks
    A Lewd Contest (Cash Prizes)

    One day, I'll have something to promote here that isn't just something from my other account. Not today.

    I'm running a contest. A lewd contest. There will be cash prizes. Anyone who can publish a story to enter, and, as you're being judged on creativity as well as technical skill, anyone can win, even if you're not the strongest writer. I want to give everyone a fair chance at this thing.

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  • 25 weeks
    EWF: Doomsday

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  • 26 weeks
    EWF: Nightmare Night

    When we left off, we were in the build up to EWF Nightmare Night. The card, a small one, was booked to be Luna Regal (c) vs Diamond Tiara for the Intercontinental Championship, and the 5 on 5 elimination tag team match with the fate of the EWF World Championship, and the EWF itself, hanging in the balance. But first, a bit of set up.

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Chillbook vs The Beep · 10:50am May 1st, 2016

Hey, ladies and germs. It's 6:44 AM as of me writing it, and I haven't slept all night. Why? Because every few minutes, no more than five or six, a series of three to four loud beeps would ring through my room. I couldn't recognize the beeps, so I had no clue what was making them. I went apesh*t trying to find the source. I tore my room up, started flipping beds, it was nuts. I finally decided that it must be my smoke detector, only... It wasn't I had no effing clue what the noise could be, and it was driving me crazy.

Just a few minutes ago, I had an epiphany. I know the sounds of all electronics in my house, save for one: my little brother's phone. I rip through my room like a Tazmanian Devil to find the phone and, sure enough, the beeping in question was the phone's low battery warning. How it was beeping about low battery ALL F*CKING NIGHT is beyond me.

Chillbook: 1, Random Electronic: 0. GG m8

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Well, looks like I'm not alone, but you've got some catching up to do.:trollestia:

Nova: 7, Random Electronics: 0

Had to go downstairs in the middle of the night a few months ago because my mom had forgotten to turn off her phone's alarm, so it was going on continuously for almost twenty minutes. Like how you're in a dream, but you can hear stuff in the real world? Yeah. THAT was annoying!

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