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chillbook1


One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

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  • 37 weeks
    My Good Friend Needs Help

    Hey, gang, I'll keep it brief.

    My good friend Majin Syeekoh needs your help. He set up a GoFundMe, and if you could all help him out a bit, I'd be forever grateful.

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  • 39 weeks
    NSFW IGO Poll

    I Get Off is in the works, and in addition to the new chapter update, I would also like to write some straight up lewd shorts. I'm curious as to where would be more appropriate to post those shorts, right here on chillbook1 or on my NSFW alt. So I threw up a poll

    If there's no particular consensus, they'll probably end up on LewdChapter.

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  • 39 weeks
    It's Back, And It's Finished

    There was supposed to be more to this, but the guy who set that up... I'm not him anymore. So I wanted to give this story some proper closure even if it meant skipping a bit to the end. Sorry if it's a little sloppy, but I needed to do this.

    Man, it feels good to see this thing marked as complete

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  • 39 weeks
    Tuesday

    Tuesday?

    Tuesday.

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  • 66 weeks
    Pulse Check

    Anyone still here?

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    11 comments · 351 views
May
1st
2016

Chillbook vs The Beep · 10:50am May 1st, 2016

Hey, ladies and germs. It's 6:44 AM as of me writing it, and I haven't slept all night. Why? Because every few minutes, no more than five or six, a series of three to four loud beeps would ring through my room. I couldn't recognize the beeps, so I had no clue what was making them. I went apesh*t trying to find the source. I tore my room up, started flipping beds, it was nuts. I finally decided that it must be my smoke detector, only... It wasn't I had no effing clue what the noise could be, and it was driving me crazy.

Just a few minutes ago, I had an epiphany. I know the sounds of all electronics in my house, save for one: my little brother's phone. I rip through my room like a Tazmanian Devil to find the phone and, sure enough, the beeping in question was the phone's low battery warning. How it was beeping about low battery ALL F*CKING NIGHT is beyond me.

Chillbook: 1, Random Electronic: 0. GG m8

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Well, looks like I'm not alone, but you've got some catching up to do.:trollestia:

Nova: 7, Random Electronics: 0

Had to go downstairs in the middle of the night a few months ago because my mom had forgotten to turn off her phone's alarm, so it was going on continuously for almost twenty minutes. Like how you're in a dream, but you can hear stuff in the real world? Yeah. THAT was annoying!

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