Anyway! They took me to the county lockup. Hate to admit it; but it's not the first time I'd been there. After what felt like four hours they finally threw me in a holding cell with the shitty gym mat and blanket they give you to sleep on.
Explains why all the tables at my favourite restaurants are taken. And why chocolate seems to have taken a sudden price hike. And why there's a lot more pedestrians out today. And why all my pals went to go out for the day. It's -25 Celsius without windchill factored. I thought only I went outdoors at that temperature
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You wanna talk about it?
welcome to the club.
Don't worry mate, were all here for you. We loners have to stuck together eh?
valentines day is just a reminder that tomorrow is discounted chocolates day!
It's okay, dude. You've got us.
Happy singles awareness day
Explains why all the tables at my favourite restaurants are taken.
And why chocolate seems to have taken a sudden price hike.
And why there's a lot more pedestrians out today.
And why all my pals went to go out for the day.
It's -25 Celsius without windchill factored. I thought only I went outdoors at that temperature
Tomorrow is the Depressing Day.
Well, the end of days is tomorrow.
If you believe Ghostbusters 2 anyways . . .