• Member Since 1st May, 2012
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Captain Literal


i love writing and am very creative. im a cool guy, and am very energetic at times. can be very random

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  • 536 weeks
    Ahem... Well uh it appears I have been gone for a very very long time....

    Well hello my followers! Yes I know I've been gone a very very long time; but I'm back! With good news and bad news. The good news is I'm going to start up writing again. Yep The Captain is going to pick his pen, erm keyboard, up again to bring you whole new alternate universes and what not. The bad news however is I'm wiping my stories clean. That's right, I'm deleting all my stories. Why?

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  • 589 weeks
    I just realized how many watchers I have.

    It’s The Captain here! Yeah sorry things have been slow. Senior Project sure burns my time. Not to mention homework and all that jazz.

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  • 591 weeks
    Merry Singles awarene- erm- Valentin-erm- Hearts and Hooves Day!!

    Hiya my loving readers!

    Yes I am alive. It's take more than sickness, tons of projects and homework, and life to keep me down!
    Anyhoo sorry I was away. On the bright side I did get some writing done! My main thing I'm working on is PLSoM and the first chapter to FoE: Miracles.

    At any rate, Happy Valentines day! AKA Singles Awareness Day! AKA Hearts and Hooves Day!

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  • 597 weeks
    Seems I can't reply to comments...

    Yeah so my computer broke a while back (don't worry I can still update!) so I'm on my iPhone. At any rate does anyone know how to reply to comments? I can't seem to find the darn reply button.

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  • 599 weeks
    Why hasbro!?!

    NO! Why hasbro?!? Why take my Lightning!?! Well actually the only similarity that my Lightning and their Lightning Dust is that they share a similar name and a lightning bolt trail, but still... WHY!?!? Now my fallout equestria character's originality has been cut in half!

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Aug
20th
2012

11 Days Until my B-day! · 11:11pm Aug 20th, 2012


Yes my friends, it be true! I am just excited about it. Mostly because... well actually I don't know. My bro is usually only slightly less mean to me on my B-day, last year he gave me air for my B-day and said not to spend it all in one place. Also most people forget my b-day, and I don't really get many presents, despite the huge amount of people who know me. I guess most people don't find my B-day worth celebrating *shrugs*. Anyhoo, I'M happy about my B-day, because it was the day I came into this world. Which I guess is a good thing. I've done some good, and made some friends, but I've lost many the close friend. I guess what I'm trying to say, is well I don't rightly know. Oh well, I'll count it as a good day.


Mood: Optimism
Listening to: A random song
Reading: the screen as I type
Watching: my screen as I type
Playing: nothing
Eating: nothing
Drinking: H2O

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Comments ( 29 )

Who is your favorite canon pony?

I will send you smexy pics of said pony.
As a b-day present.
Early.

Because I'm cool like that.

awesome how old ya going to be?

300312:rainbowlaugh: Canon is mane six right?
Well I would have told you my fav, regardless of what it was for anyways.

It Rainbow Dash, because she is loyal and tenacious, even when the going gets tough.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

300330 17. lol I'm going to grad high school before I'm 18>>300330

300336 well u must be smarter than i am i'm turning 18 on wednesday

300345 That isn't for certain.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png I simply started school as soon as I was able, and haven't had to repeat any grades yet.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_smile.png

300352 well in any case i shall simply say happy early B-day

300331
well, canon is any pony made by the show's creators, so some of the background ponies would have been fine, such as Ditzy Doo/Derpy Hooves.

Anyways, have a present!
craftyjenny.com/images/clipart/present-pink-download.gif

300366 Lol:rainbowlaugh:, I would have never pictured Dash wearing socks...... until now.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_rape.png

300377
and now... that is all you can think of, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
*cough*
whoo, sorry for the maniacal laugh there, I think I had a bit of PURE EVIL stuck in my throat for a moment.

300379 Careful with that stuff!! It can cause maniacal laughing, arching super smart scientist, calling yourself "The Monarch" and going around in a butterfly costume, while flying a giant cocoon shaped ship, and more!

300384
I know, I had a bad case of Evilitis a few years ago, flattened the whole town.

Then I found out it's infectious...

300388Yup, I had to save my neighborhood from certain destruction, when someone in my school was inected.

300391
Jeez, that's almost as bed as when someone catches Sequelitis.

Your immune system keeps fighting it off, but it just comes back to haunt you.

300416
It's almost as bad as PURE MONOTONY

300444
Gasp!
White! If this worked, that is.


GASP!
rainbow

300452
hey, wait, that doesn't actually say anything!
I wrote in white!

dam i am slow at typing
:applejackunsure:

300464
well... uh...

isthay isay ittenwray inay igpay-atinlay!
Osay aketay athay!

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