Equestria Girls Could Have Been Much Shorter...

Script style is not allowed for stories, so I am posting this in my Blog. The idea hit me and I had to write it up.

How Equestria Girls Actually Occurred...

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<In a hallway at Canterlot High School>

Twilight Sparkle: Principal Celestia? She's the ruler here?
Fluttershy: You could say that. Technically, I guess she and Vice Principal Luna do make the rules.
Twilight Sparkle: Where is she now?
Fluttershy: Probably in her office. Third door on your left.
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you!
Fluttershy: Oh, wait! You're not really supposed to have pets on school grounds. Might wanna tuck him into your backpack. That's what I do.
[cat meows]
[bird chirps]
Fluttershy: They just get so lonely when I'm in school all day.
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, okay! Thank you!
[school bell rings]
Fluttershy: Oh, no! I'm late for class!

<In Principal Celestia’s office>

[knock knock knock knock]
Principal Celestia: Come in. How may I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Um, uh... Whew. My name's Twilight Sparkle. I-I'm new here, and... Well, I understand that Fluttershy found a crown this morning and gave it to you.
Principal Celestia: Yes. I've had Vice Principal Luna put it somewhere for safekeeping. No idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Were you interested in running for Princess of the Fall Formal this year?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually... Princess of the Fall Formal?
Principal Celestia: It's Canterlot High's big Fall dance.
Twilight Sparkle: Like the Grand Galloping Gala.
Principal Celestia: Uh, Grand Galloping Gala?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, uh, it was a big deal at my old school.
Principal Celestia: And was there a princess?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but she wasn't exactly a student.
Principal Celestia: Here at Canterlot High, the students select one of their peers to represent them. She receives a crown at the Fall Formal.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. You asked me if I was interested in running for Princess. Can anyone run?
Principal Celestia: Yes. You just need to let the head of the Fall Formal planning committee know you'd like to be on the ballot. Was there anything else?
Twilight Sparkle: Um, nope! That was it!
Principal Celestia: Well, if you do need anything else, my door is always open.
[door closes]

<In the hallway outside Principal Celestia’s office>

Spike: Twilight, why didn't ya just tell her the crown was yours and ask for it back?
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I was going to, but imagine if one of them showed up in Equestria saying they came from a place filled with tall, fleshy, two-legged creatures with these? We'd think they were crazy!
Spike: Hmm. You make a good point.
Twilight Sparkle: Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Princess of the Canterlot High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!
Spike: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Twilight Sparkle: I have no idea!
[school bell rings]

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How Equestria Girls Could Have Been Much Shorter...

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<In Principal Celestia’s office>

[knock knock knock knock]
Principal Celestia: Come in. How may I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Um, uh... Whew. My name's Twilight Sparkle. I-I'm new here, and... Well, I understand that Fluttershy found a crown this morning and gave it to you.
Principal Celestia: Yes. I've had Vice Principal Luna put it somewhere for safekeeping. No idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Were you interested in running for Princess of the Fall Formal this year?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually... Can I show you something?
Principal Celestia: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: Spike, say help to Principal Celestia.
Principal Celestia: Twilight, pets are not allowed on campus.
Spike: Bark! Bark, bark!
Twilight Sparkle: For real Spike...
Spike: Are you sure?
Principal Celestia: What???
Twilight Sparkle: It’s a… magic!
Principal Celestia: Or ventriloquism...
Twilight Sparkle: Nope, magic!
Principal Celestia: A robot?
Twilight Sparkle: Magic! Magic, magic, magic!
Principal Celestia: Magic?
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, one example doesn’t really prove anything. But I can show you more magic. Right here on school grounds.
Principal Celestia: More?
Twilight Sparkle: I’ll show you. Spike, back in the backpack. Follow me Prince… I mean Principal Celestia.

<The front walk of Canterlot High School>

Principal Celestia: You’ve led me to the school’s front walk. Everything here looks perfectly normal.
Twilight Sparkle: Perfectly normal like… this!
Principal Celestia: [gasp]! How did you put your hand into the base of the statue!?
Twilight Sparkle and Principal Celestia together: Magic.
Twilight Sparkle: Crazy as it may sound, I come from another world, a world with magic. Sunset Shimmer comes from there too. The base of this statue is one side of a portal between the worlds. It only opens a few days every few years.
Principal Celestia: You were asking about a... crown... in my office?
Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer came here from my world years ago. Last night, she used this portal to journey back to my world and steal my crown. I’ve come to retrieve it.
Principal Celestia: It’s true that Sunset Shimmer didn’t have any transcripts when she first came to the school three years ago. And some of her mannerisms were initially very… odd. Let’s go talk to Vice Principal Luna. She and I together may have additional questions for you.

<In Vice Principal Luna’s office>

Principal Celestia: Vice Principal Luna, this is Twilight Sparkle. Do you have the crown I gave you?
Vice Principal Luna: I have it here in a locked box.
Principal Celestia: Twilight Sparkle says the crown is not for our Fall Formal, but that it belongs to her. Please take it out of the box, but do not let her see it.
Vice Principal Luna: Done.
Principal Celestia: Twilight Sparkle can you describe the crown?.
Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I’ve studied it in detail. It is a gold crown, with a broad band that tapers toward the rear. It is open in the back. The crown is topped by a six pointed violet gemstone, held in gold, and supported by curled golden supports on each side. The gem resembles the star on my skirt, without the slit down the middle.
One long winded description later…
Twilight Sparkle: And you will find the real crown likely weighs more than a fake crown, and the materials are of much higher quality.
Vice Principal Luna: She was 100% right.
Principal Celestia: That is pretty convincing.
Vice Principal Luna: When I examine it closely, the crown seems to be much better made than the cheap crown we actually give away at the Fall Formal. I think it is highly likely that this is Twilight Sparkle’s property.
Principal Celestia: Here you go, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Whew! Thank you Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna. It is a relief to have my crown back.
Principal Celestia: You said Sunset Shimmer stole this crown from you?
Twilight Sparkle: She sure did.
Principal Celestia: Would she face justice for this theft… back where you come from?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes she would!
Principal Celestia: Vice Principal Luna, please get Sunset Shimmer out of class and escort her to the base of the statue in front of the school. Do not let her run away. Twilight, please follow me.

<The front walk of Canterlot High School>

Twilight Sparkle: I’m going to stand over here behind the statue until Sunset Shimmer gets here.
Principal Celestia: Why should you hide?
Twilight Sparkle: I don’t want her to try and run away.
Principal Celestia: Don’t worry, Sunset Shimmer will not get away from Vice Principal Luna.
Vice Principal Luna: You asked me to bring Sunset Shimmer here, Principal Celestia.
Principal Celestia: Thank you, Luna. Sunset Shimmer, I understand you are claiming the crown that was found on the lawn this morning? Could you describe it?
Sunset Shimmer: It’s the Fall Formal Crown. Gold, with a big purple gem in the front.
Principal Celestia: Thank you Sunset Shimmer. Twilight Sparkle, you can come out now.
Twilight Sparkle: Hi!
Sunset Shimmer: You! You followed me!
Twilight Sparkle: And it’s time for us to return through the portal.
Vice Principal Luna: Don’t try to run, Sunset Shimmer, this hold will only hurt if you try to run.
Sunset Shimmer: You can’t make me go back!
Principal Celestia: I think you’ll find we can. Everything you have said has checked out Twilight Sparkle. What would you like us to do with Sunset Shimmer?
Twilight Sparkle: If Vice Principal Luna will push her gently through the portal here… I will follow her and you won't have to worry about either of us again.
Vice Principal Luna: Is this wise, Principal Celestia?
Principal Celestia: Do it. Gently, but do it.
Sunset Shimmer: No!
Vice Principal Luna: Seeing her disappear into the base of the statue was really weird.
Twilight Sparkle: I better get going. Thank you for everything Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna..
Principal Celestia: Take care, Twilight Sparkle.
Vice Principal Luna: Now she disappears into the statue as well. What is going on?
Principal Celestia: Whatever it was, I hope we don’t have to worry about it anymore. Please put some cones and ‘Wet Paint’ tape on the base of the statue for the next few days, so no one else goes through.
Vice Principal Luna: Done.
Principal Celestia: With Sunset Shimmer out of the running, I wonder who will win the Princess of the Fall Formal this year?
Vice Principal Luna: Someone new.
Principal Celestia: True. And having someone new win will be a good thing.

Comments

[Lakeguy]

This is so funny