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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 229 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

    5 comments · 401 views
  • 252 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

    1 comments · 284 views
  • 256 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

    2 comments · 237 views
  • 268 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

    Read More

    1 comments · 348 views
Jan
14th
2016

Totally not a shill post · 2:43am Jan 14th, 2016

Now, I'm a guy that likes cheap stuff. Cheap hamburgers, cheap video games, cheap booze and especially cheap art. That's why I decided I wouldn't shill my buddy Eve Ashgrove and her art. Nope. I'm not a sellout or anything here. Not letting the man keep me down, man. Not going to tell you about how right now she's offering a deal for a colored character piece for only fifteen american dollarydoos. Or how she's probably streaming tonight in a few hours at this website or for most of Saturday afternoon. In fact, I won't even give her tumblr page to you so you can see some of her work. Fuck that shit, am I right?

Also, while I'm not shilling on this post, I'd also highly recommend staying clear of Bookplayer's newest fic, Lost Time, unless you're some sort of AppleDash faggot that likes good stories. But you're not, are you? Shipping is retarded, after all, I don't know why anyone would waste their time doing romance in stories. What a travesty, almost as bad as wasting time on adventure stories.

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