.EXE · 3:04am Jan 10th, 2016
"Morning."
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? Come on, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a girlfriend yet?
"Um, not yet. I mean, I still need to-"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
"Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going through changes first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go through changes and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your schedule, we know you're a busy person."
"But I thought sobriety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe someone I know is seeing someone around me or something like that and I get tempted to-"
"Piss em off."
"What?"
"Piss em off, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever do that again I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the f*ck?!"
"T-T-T-Treble, what's the matter, darling? H-H-H-H-H-aving some doubts are we?"
"No. Stay back. PLEASE."
"TREBLE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, WE'RE PRACTICALLY BEST FRIENDS TREBLE. WE'RE THE SAME."
"NO."
"WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER TREBLE. I AM YOU."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
*Alarm beeps*
"Oh shit."
WHAT. JUST HOLY WHAT. IS THIS SOME TEASER?!
EDIT: I just saw the tags... well fuck, Treble, hit me as hard as you can with the 2DumbAsFuck bat.
3675899 It's going down. For real.
3675909 *Ron Simmons appears out of nowhere* DAMN!
Oh well crap
3675913 Crap. Indeed.
ive got a bad feeling.