Merry Christmas, Everyone · 2:11pm Dec 24th, 2015
I'll probably be busy for most of tomorrow, so I'll take this opportunity to wish a merry Christmas and a happy new year to each and every one of you. Except you. Yes, you. You know who you are.
I'm not an awfully good writer, and I've not got as much time on my hands as I'd like, so I'm not going to attempt a Christmas story (maybe next year), but I might as well at least bring a little festive cheer to the world. Christmas is an awfully busy time of year in the Crumb Kingdom, where The Ministry of Bakery and Confectionery, otherwise known as The Great Bakehouse, is located. Aside from my usual duties of accruing ingredients for vast quantities of scone-based revelry, this year, I've been tasked with dealing with the gingerbread overheads, as my dear friend Sir Rumford Roobly, The Minister of Gingerbread, has been taken ill. Come to think of it, that happens most years. Hmm... Anyhoo, the stress of dealing with the aforesaid gingerbread overheads has left me seeing red, and the raisin audits have come in late again, which is getting beyond a joke.
On the bright side, the dimensions are in phase again, so I should be able to explore the ponyverse to a greater extent than ever!* Stay tuned,
Ever yours,
-The Minister
*And I mean that exclamation mark.
