Somebody hire me · 4:27am Dec 18th, 2015
[22:18:05] Magello: Rainbow Dash is contracted by Wonderbolt member Soarin to participate in an airshow in Phillydelphia to commemorate the new mayoral elections
[22:19:34] Magello: But little did she know that the political machinations of the hawkish members of the Equestrian government were using her as a patsy for their pursuit of increased funding to the Royal Guard and the dissolution of the Wonderbolts
[22:20:26] Magello: Now she must fight against the government to prove the innocence of the Wonderbolts and secure her future as the fastest flier in Equestria
[22:20:43] Magello: Play AS Rainbow Dash in fifteen pulse pounding chapters
[22:21:09] Magello: Over ten thousand words of exciting cutscenes to bring you into the world of Pony Horse
[22:21:34] KitsuneRisu: Did you say
[22:21:36] KitsuneRisu: CUTSCENES
[22:21:43] Magello: Order the season pass today for the Soarin: Secret Files and Spitfire Chronicles DLC
[22:21:50] Magello: I did.
[22:21:53] Magello: It's the new hotness.
[22:21:58] Magello: You know what books need?
[22:21:59] KitsuneRisu: how could this idea be wrong
[22:22:00] Magello: Cutscenes.
[22:22:09] Magello: Books need DLC.
[22:22:42] KitsuneRisu: Hey
[22:22:47] KitsuneRisu: Can you make CHOICES in this fanfic?
[22:22:59] KitsuneRisu: That changes specific words and slight interactions but otherwise has no other bearing to the plot and ending?
[22:23:06] Magello: Preorder Operation Rainboom Six to receive chapter 13 absolutely free.
[22:23:30] Magello: Yes although we call that the illusion of choice
[22:24:05] Magello: If you order from Barnes and Nobles I heard Rainbow Dash wears the alternative timeline uniform!
[22:24:19] Magello: But if you get it through Amazon it comes with Nightmare Rainbow.
[22:24:25] KitsuneRisu: Magello
[22:24:27] KitsuneRisu: I cannot do this
[22:24:27] Magello: I don't know who to choose!
[22:24:31] KitsuneRisu: I cannot write such a magnificent thing
[22:24:35] KitsuneRisu: You must get the one person who can
[22:24:40] KitsuneRisu: who is fit to pen a masterpiece
[22:24:42 | Edited 22:24:45] KitsuneRisu: David Cage
[22:25:28] Magello: David Càgè?
[22:25:31] Magello: He would know.
[22:25:38] Magello: He could do it.
[22:25:42] Magello: Really though.
[22:25:46] Magello: Really to be honest.
[22:25:55] Magello: I read books for the multiplayer.
[22:26:20] Magello: Like I mean, the single player campaign is okay, but really though it's all about the multiplayer.
I mean...
Isn't that what fanfic is, though?
Lots of people playing around within the same established canon?
... I should totally continue Hard Reset 2 that way.
I mean, let's face it, it's already about multiple timelines.