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Fire Zap


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  • 419 weeks
    THE HYPE TRAIN IS REAL, PEOPLE

    OH HYPE TRAIN, OVER HERE BUDDY

    Fair warning, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

    You knew this was coming, right? RIGHT?!

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  • 419 weeks
    OMG, CAN THIS JUST BE A SEASON OPENER OR SOMETHING?!

    Okay, so last night, I had a dream. A really awesome dream.

    So, I was at a camp? And there were three purple boxes. And I was Rainbow Dash, who had fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
    But Sunset didn't know, and thought Rainbow was being obnoxious.
    So Princess Luna sends Rainbow/me a pamplet with instructions to visit her at midnight.

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  • 420 weeks
    I made a picture!

    http://fireeriszap.deviantart.com/art/Kaiwii-Kitty-Akira-Tsunkino-602427194

    Have to do deviantart link because I DELETED IT.

    Stupid computer.

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  • 420 weeks
    New Series!

    Every Monday, I will ask a question most people either haven't figured out, or is just so mind baffling it will make you go "WHAT!?"

    So, the question for today is:

    James and Lily Potter's Patronuses are, respectfully, A stag and a doe. They are literal soulmates.

    HOWEVER, Severus's Patronus is a doe, and Harry's is a stag. Are THEY literal soulmate too, J. K. Rowling?

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  • 421 weeks
    That Moment When...

    You finish Fallout: Equestria.

    Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

    Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

    OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

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Dec
15th
2015

Last night... · 8:01pm Dec 15th, 2015

So, last night, I went to bed. Like any normal person, of course. Then, this morning, I woke up. Like any normal person, of course. Only today I woke up to about FIVE. F*CKING. SPIDER BITES. ON MY LEFT ARM. Seriously, what the HELL did I ever do to YOU, Mr. Spider? And know that they're spider bites. And they itch, and they're sore, and hurt like heeeeeeeeeell. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY????!!

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GAH SPIDERS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

I'm slowly getting over my arachnophobiaarachnophobia

3620478 I know. I hate spiders too.

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