Boobs and Explosions 2: More Boobs and Explosions · 2:19pm Dec 10th, 2015
Guess what I just saw the trailer for...
That's right...
...*sigh*... Michael Bay, what are you doing? Do you have any idea how much people didn't like your last movie. But, I suppose you don't really care because EVERYONE loves boobs and explosions, right? They're paying to watch your movie because of boobs and explosions. Yeah, who gives a crap about any of that other unimportant stuff such as, but not limited to:
- Story
- Characters
- Character development
- Plot
- Coherent plot
- Plot progression
- Intelligence
But really, those are just OPTIONAL things when you're making a movie. Who gives a damn about story and characters when you have BOOBS and EXPLOSIONS!!
You know what an explosion is now to me? Air. Air blowing across my face. I don't feel any impact anymore because I've seen one way too many times thanks to Michael Bay. Surprise, surprise, I'm not looking forward to this movie at all. I hope it flops just as bad as the last one, and I hope Michael stops making these awful adaptions. Well, okay, we all know that'll never happen, but a man can dream, can't he?
Well, at least it's not a completely insulting movi-
...oh dear god no...
what about...exploding boobs!?
(the things that come into my head...
)
3607577
That would be called milk.
3607581 no i mean boobs actually exploding. (very very messy.)
3607588
Well... I don't think I want boobs to explode. Who would be able to squeeze them then?
I'm a pervert...
3607591 good point.
The line from ERB line comes to mind: "The critics say I'm evil, but I'm to busy working on the sequel." That was a line from when the Bay was on the mic.
3607658
Well then, he's not wrong. He also said:
"I don't care if people don't like my movies; they're going to go watch it anyway."
3607688 I haven't watched a Michael Bay movie since Transformers:Dark of the Moon. So it's been a couple of years for me.
Except.... this looks BETTER than the first one. It looks like someone on his team actually LIKED TMNT and told everyone how it should be done.
3607748
*sigh*... Vamp, usually stuff coming from Michael Bay blows. Literally. All he ever cares about is boobs and explosions, because that's what he believes America wants. What it needs. Besides, never judge a movie on its trailer. Remember "The Last Airbender" trailer?
That was awesome! And what did we get instead?
Just... I'll take your word for it and have SOME hope, but just saying this movie may suck.
3608338
Yeah, pretty much my thought too.
3608544 .... no.... no don't tell me you're..... oh no Kamek no..... don't be that guy.
3608582
Don't be what guy?
3608591 The guy that pretty much goes 'EH! THE FIRST ONE SUCKED SO THE SEQUEL'S GONNA SUCK HARDER!' you just sound like that type of person right now. A man who thinks that due to the fact the first one is total trash that a sequel is just going to be painful. Actually have FAITH with this sequel. Don't be THAT guy.
3608602
Oh no, Vamp. I'm not saying the sequel is going to suck because it's a sequel to a bad movie. No, I'm saying it's going to suck because Michael Bay is on board. The last movie could have been the best movie ever directed by Steven Spielberg and my thoughts would not change whatsoever.
3608621 Yes well I'll hold judgement until it comes out okay? I don't let a petty little thing like that detract from my enjoyment.