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EpicMuttonChops


just a panromantic asexual demiboy writing about ponies. Anon is lazy character writing, and if they're a character, you need to buck up and get creative

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  • 15 weeks
    let's talk about Anon

    i was OVERJOYED to see not a single Anon story on the front page tonight. but some people on this platform seem to think that Anon is a lifesaver for their stories; that Anon is acceptable for a reader stand-in.

    THEY'RE WRONG

    Anon is a plague on the writing community, and a copout. Anon means you're a shit writer, because Anon is LAZY

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  • 237 weeks
    cyberpunk story idea

    ok so i love sci-fi and writing ponies, so i recently decided to write one inspired by Shadowrun (cliche, i know lol)

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  • 237 weeks
    i'm blaming Crackle's Cousin Cosplay for this

    a couple weeks ago, at the cosplay contest at Ponyville Ciderfest, i learned that the judges have a bias toward handmade cosplays (closet cosplays are valid too!) and it motivated me to actually make something that i've had an idea for ever since i watched "Spike At Your Service"

    a functional timberwolf cosplay

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  • 286 weeks
    a lot of people are going to hate me for this

    does anyone remember the 2005 game Still Life? in it, there was a BDSM cult of assassins (simplest definition) that has infiltrated all parts of Chicago society. the 4 symbols of the cult have always stuck out in my mind (Mistress of Pain, Queen of Secrets, Lady Temptation, Baroness of Blood) and i have just now figured out how i can use them

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  • 288 weeks
    i think i've found a niche...

    After some much-appreciated editing and critiquing by Moosetasm and VividSyntax, my newest fic is finally ready to be published!

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Dec
9th
2015

The Crystal War - a WIP · 4:09am Dec 9th, 2015

so after the season 5 finale, i had an idea that was based off the Crystal War segment. instead of there being no Sonic Rainboom, i instead went with an idea of mine that basically went "what if Twilight hadn't given Spike the order to retrieve the Crystal Heart?"

this led to thinking up ways for Pinkamena's return, RD's wounds, Twilight and Spike's capture, all sorts of things like that. i can tell this is going to be a HUGE project, so if anyone is willing to help (especially if you have military experience, i could use that) i'd appreciate it

if you're willing to help, i'll add you to the Google Doc i'm working on, and you can add and comment (type in a different color though, so i'll notice it. if i think it's a good idea, i'll add it in)

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