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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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  • 342 weeks
    I got Fire Team Harmony to watch a video I made some time ago.

    To put it simply: before I destroyed my laptop I made a Fire Team Harmony theme based off their first appearance on Bronies React.

    Now I'm a person that you can ignore and I can silently stew. That's how it works, I suppose.

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  • 361 weeks
    Samurai Jack has ended...

    And there's an Extra Thicc hole where it used to be. Great send off...

    When it comes time... will MLP:FiM get a send off or a cliffhanger? Time will tell.

    Speaking of time: Did anybody see the Season 7 episode that had Celestia and Luna switch places? I swear the snuck in some sweet things during the dream scene.

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  • 366 weeks
    MLP S7 E2

    Glad to know there was no two-parter this go around.

    I found out why I'm always angry at dumb crap. It's not because I'm ginger or I have Irish blood or that I'm borderline autistic or my past... maybe a combination of the four? Anyway, I'm angry about a lot and it's genetic. My dad had ways to reign it in while I never had a true outlet.

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  • 370 weeks
    Season 5 Finale Revisit

    Season 6 ended some months ago... so why am I thinking about the Season 5 finale to "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" instead of waiting for Season 5 Episode 3 of "Samurai Jack"?

    Time Travel.

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  • 375 weeks
    Changelings 2016

    Funny enough, I was wondering what a reformed changeling would look like. I imagined dark color tones with matching, bright colored eyes, no holes, and either butterfly (like the alternate world's Chrysalis from the comics... which I want to read.) or dragonfly wings, and their finn-manes having an offset color.

    Instead, we have Scout Master Lumpus and his Fabulous Changelings.

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Dec
3rd
2015

I am Mega Man · 3:45pm Dec 3rd, 2015

Apparently I'm Mega Man. Here is the proof:

1. I wore a blue suit and called myself "the Mega Man" for my churches VBS.
2. Cute kids apparently attack me. Just look at Ice Man and Elec Man. Adorable.
3. When I returned in that costume; the people who made me wear it for a week forgot about Mega Man. Capcom, anybody?
4. I actually completed some gameboy/DS Mega Man titles.
5. In a quiz, my NES character is DLN_1 Rock a.k.a. Mega Man.
6. I have 4 or 5 Pony/Mega Man stories in my Tracking.
7. Mega Man plays soccer with himself and has a great kick. My left foot is still enough for a perfect kick.
8. Dr. Wiley is real. My sister used to have a Professor Wiley, as stated in an earlier post. Watch Navarro Collages closely.

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Comments ( 2 )

Wow. The resemblance is so uncanny that it's a bit disturbing.

3711116 I know I'll never hear or meet Professor Wily again, but the fact my sister had him... yeah. Also, I think the guy selling donuts at my church might be Dr. Light. Should I mention that I tend to run in hallways or that I have a bb gun?

It's not a canon, but it's a gun.

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