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  • 384 weeks
    Here's the Deal

    He'll slip n' slide on this banana peel.

    Anyway, remember when I said "We're Back in Business" I never said I was going to continue to literary part. I'll be open for requests at any time. I'll illustrate covers, OCs, erotic art, anything. However, my only rule is:
    They must be humanized. None of that furry shit.
    I have the right to refuse a request. Simple as that.

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  • 390 weeks
    Back In Business Boys...

    "The time comes when a man's gotta stop running away and face things..."
    "'Bout time, you silly deity, you..."

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  • 404 weeks
    Finally the Finale to the OCA Contest... Jesus Christ, This Took Forever.

    "Your streak was just broken..." Gob pulled the hammer back and the familiar clicking of a loaded gun sounded. With an almost sadistic smile, he watched as Vanessa squirmed and wiggled, or tried to, out from under Gob's hold.

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  • 406 weeks
    What I've Been Up To [Update]

    So as you all know I went on and sort of still am on a break from my job here at FimFiction and I'm assuming you're all wondering what I've been up to! Well, here's some examples of my work recently.

    I've officially begun my artist hobby on DeviantArt and I'm posting much more frequently. Here's some work of mine.

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  • 409 weeks
    "Me" Time

    For those who have noticed my absence, I will explain myself to you and will answer any questions about the OCA contest as of where it stands and what not.
    To start off, the contest is still going on. Part two will be posted eventually. However, I've been meaning to tell you guys this for a while since my audience plays a huge role in my career as a writer.

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Nov
30th
2015

OCHG Semi-Finals Challenge! · 1:52am Nov 30th, 2015

Hello and welcome to the Semi-Final round of the OCHG Tournament: Season 2! Where we last left off, Lucky Stars and Kaiber Crystal were eliminated, by GOB himself, leaving four finalists!

The Fan Without a Face with Coalstone

Cambiato with First Spark

The Loyal Patriot with Merc

and Nioniosbbbb with Selune Darkeye

WHO. WIll. WIN!?

To determine the final three, we must endure one more challenge. This challenge is to muscle through what many writers can go through when writing a story. Secondhand Embarrassment. Just to prove what a troll I can be, this was originally going to be a battle of the sexes challenge, but I decided to make it even more fun and make it this challenge.

What is this challenge? Well...

I do hope your characters aren't camera shy folks! For this contest is all about MODELING!! What kind of modeling? Well, I took the liberty in choosing four different modeling types and I'll let you guys choose one. Note, when you choose a genre, you cannot switch, or trade with anybody else. You also cannot get the same genre as the other person. You get what you choose, so be sure to pick wisely, and frankly, be the first to choose... Unless you want to be daring.

Anyway here are the four types of modeling!

Swimwear: Swimwear models generally are curvier than fashion models with toned but not overly muscular figures. Swimwear models can appear in advertising for any type of beach or resort location, suntan products and swimwear catalogs.

-Unfortunately, it's always Summer in Southern Cali.

Runway: Occurs during a fashion show when a model walks a runway or elevated catwalk, to showcase clothing and accessories to potential buyers.

-"And I shake my little tush on the catwalk. On the catwalk!"

Artistic Nude: Posing nude for an artist for the purposes of creating art.

-I don't have anything clever to say with this one...

Fitness: Fitness modeling requires a well toned figure and often a degree of athletic proficiency. Fitness models appear in ads for health and fitness products, athletic companies, and trade magazines such as Runner’s World or Shape.

-... Still can't think of anything clever.

Alright, those are the four the contestants can choose from! Now, you may be asking:

"GOB! Some of these don't seem to embarrassing to write about! What do you mean secondhand embarrassment?"

That's a good question guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions! Maybe if you let me finish I could answer it for you, but NOOO! Your question was SO important!

Anyway, this is where it gets interesting. You must write your character as... Drum roll please Aaron....

The Opposite sex! Rule 63 if you will! Which means male characters are now female, and females are males! Fun right? I know it'll be fun to read!

As per usual, this will take place in the same universe as the previous challenges, yes your character will be in anthro form again, and yes, once again there will be a bonus challenge!

What will this bonus challenge be? Well, I won't say it publicly. I will say that it has something to do with modeling and you can choose one of the two I'm offering if you're stuck with something you don't like. The only way to ask me for the bonus challenge is to PM me with "Bonus Challenge?" and I will present the two different forms of modeling you can choose from. The bonus challenge will benefit you gratefully, for I will give you the chance to choose first in the final challenge... If you win of course. With that, let's talk scheduling.

I'll be expecting these stories by... Wednesday, Thursday at the latest. With that, may the odds be ever in your favor... Wait, I think that saying's copy written... What can I say? Uh... I got it!

Don't screw up!

P.S Thank you to Cambiato for taking the time to illustrate this image.

Looks great fella, you did a wonderful job!

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UPDATE!

The Fan Without a Face has chosen: Fitness

The Loyal Patriot has chosen: SwimwearBonus Challenge One (female): WWII Pinup

Nioniosbbbb has chosen: Artistic NudeBonus Challenge One (male): Playgirl Magazine

Cambiato has chosen: RunwayBonus Challenge One (male):Playgirl Magazine

TLP

Runway: Occurs during a fashion show when a model walks a runway or elevated catwalk, to showcase clothing and accessories to potential buyers.

Automatic song:

3580265 You cheecky little dick-waffle... Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I love this! Beam me up Scottie cause I'm going balls-deep! Pming you with my decision.

3580301 Like legit, I was actually going to use that song as the modeling song, but then I decided to use "Girls on Film" by Duran Duran.

TLP

Or in that case, for the Swimwear..

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