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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 171 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 237 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 252 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 265 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 291 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Nov
1st
2015

I had to work today... · 2:34am Nov 1st, 2015

I had to work today, so I wasn't able to hand out candy... but they did let us come into work in costume.
It was actually kinda cool, because how many people can say that they went to work and worked their entire shift as The Fonz?

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
22:32_31/10/2015

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