Meta's fanfiction commentary: Family Ties

[2:02:33 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/206828/family-ties
[2:02:48 AM] MetaKnight145: i still have all four open in tabs
[2:03:45 AM] MetaKnight145: One day, and ordinary unicorn named Typing Bolt has something revealed to him. His parents have been kidnapped by his evil uncle!
[2:04:21 AM] MetaKnight145: Mmm.
The wording of the first sentence is all weird.
Usually one reserves revealed for something someone doesn't know for a while.
[2:05:03 AM] MetaKnight145: But this would fall under receiving terrible news.
[2:05:21 AM] MetaKnight145: Also.
>evil uncle
[2:05:33 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: Am I the only one without an evil uncle?
[2:06:17 AM] MetaKnight145: Well my uncle was accused of child molestation so he is viewed as evil by most people.
So.
yeah
[2:06:25 AM] MetaKnight145: You are the only one who doesn't have an evil uncle
[2:07:12 AM] MetaKnight145: Also his name
>typing bolt
[2:07:26 AM] MetaKnight145: That is the lamest name a pony could possibly have
[2:07:31 AM] MetaKnight145: he types fast
[2:07:33 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: indeed
[2:07:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Some special talent you got there.
[2:08:02 AM] MetaKnight145: Still better than dark lavender number 3677
[2:08:27 AM] MetaKnight145: He must go on an adventure with his trustworthy friend, Sketch Lavender. They will be faced with many dangerous paths, dangerous ponies, and difficult decisions. Will they succeed?
[2:08:41 AM] MetaKnight145: his trustworthy friend, Sketch Lavender
[2:08:46 AM] MetaKnight145: [2:08 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< Lavender
[2:08:48 AM] MetaKnight145: Damnit
[2:08:56 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: you have fallen victim, meta
[2:09:05 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: to the Lavender Unicorn Syndrome
[2:09:25 AM] MetaKnight145: nuuu
[2:09:43 AM] MetaKnight145: [2:08 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< Will they succeed?
[2:09:52 AM] MetaKnight145: Considering typing bolt is your avatar
[2:09:55 AM] MetaKnight145: I assume they will
[2:12:02 AM] MetaKnight145: My name is Typing Bolt.... and this is the story of how i saved my parents from a murderer.
[2:12:18 AM] MetaKnight145: If you are gonna write in the first person make the description in the first person too
[2:13:04 AM] MetaKnight145: I awoke, covered in sweat, head aching, blood boiling. I looked around, to see if anything was around me. Just the same old bedroom. "Ah... It was only a dream," I said to myself, relieved.
[2:13:13 AM] MetaKnight145: the least you could do is let us see that dream.
[2:13:28 AM] MetaKnight145: I have a feeling I'm gonna enjoy the idea of this character being afraid and in danger.
[2:14:55 AM] MetaKnight145: I looked over at the clock and saw my clock, reading 7:50... I overslept! I rushed out of my bed and out the door.
"Hey Type!" my neighbor yelled cheerily from his porch, waving as I raced by.
"Sorry dude, not now. running late!" I shouted back. Today was going be a great day for business. Why you may ask? Today, is the grand opening of my brand new store, and i was running late for the cutting of it's ribbon!
[2:15:13 AM] MetaKnight145: You own a store?
Not only that you own multiple stores?
[2:15:27 AM] MetaKnight145: Shouldn't that mean you are the boss?
[2:15:33 AM] MetaKnight145: Meaning you can't be "late"
[2:15:51 AM] MetaKnight145: Unless you have investors to keep happy
[2:15:54 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: even bosses have schedules
[2:16:31 AM] MetaKnight145: Which opens up even more questions of what a small business in ponyville doing with investors to be concerned about.
[2:16:55 AM] MetaKnight145: Or
Headcanon.
he owes money to the mob
[2:17:22 AM] MetaKnight145: How pathetic is that? I quickly ran over to Sugar Cube corner, and busted inside, only to be greeted with none other than Pinkie Pie herself.
"Whats the rush?" She asked curiously, looking over to me.
"I'm late for the opening of my own store!" I said hurriedly, irritably pacing her small store.
[2:17:27 AM] MetaKnight145: Pretty pathetic.
[2:17:29 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[2:17:31 AM] MetaKnight145: If you are late
[2:17:43 AM] MetaKnight145: Why the fuck are you at sugarcube corner?
[2:17:51 AM] MetaKnight145: It is okay to skip meals.
[2:18:01 AM] MetaKnight145: And all that place as is pure sugar anyway
[2:18:12 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: [2:17 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< It is okay to skip meals.
trust me, Meta
[2:18:18 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: speaking as a member of the working class
[2:18:21 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: who has experience
[2:18:26 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: you do not want to work on an empty stomch
[2:18:30 AM] MetaKnight145: He isn't a member of the working class
[2:18:33 AM] MetaKnight145: he owns the store
[2:18:40 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: that still involves work
[2:19:27 AM] MetaKnight145: Mostly a just a fuckton of paperwork.
[2:19:47 AM] MetaKnight145: Not really out doing the grunt work
[2:19:56 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: depends where you work
[2:20:11 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: my boss is often seen around the store putting things on the shelves and out back helping there
[2:20:54 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: but, we're digressing
[2:20:56 AM | Edited 2:21:08 AM] MetaKnight145: Hes the manager of the store tho.
As far as we know this guy is just opening up a new store he owns and is the guy cutting the ribbon
[2:21:01 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: we have a self-insert to read
[2:21:34 AM] MetaKnight145: The ceo if you will
[2:21:57 AM] MetaKnight145: "Well then, let me get you your breakfast, and get you outta here!" She zoomed into the kitchen, only to pop out with a freshly baked muffin seconds later. "On the house." She said, with a happy grin on her face.
[2:22:05 AM] MetaKnight145: [2:21 AM] MetaKnight145:

<<< On the house.
[2:22:29 AM] MetaKnight145: Pinkie
You do know you are running the cake's livelihood, right?
[2:22:51 AM] MetaKnight145: You can't just give away free shit
[2:23:35 AM] MetaKnight145: "Well there you are!" Yelled the Mayor.
"Sorry. I accidentally overslept." I said.
[2:23:36 AM] MetaKnight145: Wait
[2:24:01 AM | Edited 2:24:08 AM] MetaKnight145: Why is the mayor involved?
Wait nevermind.
I guess she doesn't have much to do now that a princess lives there fulltime
[2:24:31 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: it's well known that mayors make the best ribbon cutters
[2:24:40 AM] MetaKnight145: She's not cutting it though
[2:24:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Our ceo in the making is
[2:25:01 AM] MetaKnight145: maybe she's there to smash the wine bottle
[2:25:09 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: maybe
[2:25:50 AM] MetaKnight145: "No matter. Get out there and greet everypony!" She said. I walked out of the store and froze. There were hundreds of ponies sitting out there. They all started to cheer at the sight of me. "H-H- Hello everypony!" i squeaked into the mic. I Had never imagined this many ponies would show up. I looked out into the crowd when i saw something that made my jaws drop. Princess Twilight Sparkle was out in the crowd, talking to Fluttershy! I almost fainted. Luckily, the Mayor spoke up for me.
[2:26:04 AM] MetaKnight145: This paragraph needs to be broke down cause the level of stupid is astounding.
[2:26:09 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[2:26:33 AM] MetaKnight145: 1. Separate paragraphs when someone new speaks, please.
[2:27:14 AM] MetaKnight145: 2. Hundreds of ponies? Not even flim and flam managed to get that many. You better be selling crack or something addictive there.
[2:28:03 AM] MetaKnight145: 3. If there are hundreds of ponies how the fuck do you notice twilight talking to fluttershy quote "out in the crowd"
[2:28:54 AM] MetaKnight145: 4. Why is the mayor speaking for you? Its not her store? Or is she a mob member there to make sure things to smoothly so they can get their money?
[2:29:09 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: moral support
[2:30:11 AM] MetaKnight145: "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! The first official computer store in Ponyville!" She then handed me giant, golden scissors, and I carefully cut the ribbon. "Is now OPEN!" Ponies flooded into the building, every once and a while stopping to congratulate me.
[2:30:15 AM] MetaKnight145: Oh that explains it.
[2:30:33 AM] MetaKnight145: He is Steve Jobs
[2:30:37 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: hue
[2:31:12 AM] MetaKnight145: The sins of the number of ponies have been forgiven
[2:31:19 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: indeed
[2:31:48 AM] MetaKnight145: Yet there I stood, still in shock. I finally realized what was going on and I rushed into the store.

CUT TO NIGHT
[2:32:29 AM] MetaKnight145: I'm
I'm not even gonna say anything.
I am genuinely concerned that if I insult this I might be picking on someone who actually has a mental disorder affecting his IQ level.
[2:34:23 AM] MetaKnight145: I walked out of the store and flipped the Open sign to closed, locked the door, and trotted away. I was really freaking tired after all of the work i had to do. I had to walk the whole way, due to the fact i was so tired that I couldn't even use magic to teleport. When i walked through my door, a bundle of confetti and noise hit me.
"SURPRISE!" Everypony yelled, As my adopted parents came up and hugged me.
[2:34:53 AM] MetaKnight145: I would bitch about using freaking instead of fucking but it is an everyone rated story and is an issue with the site as a whole not just him.
[2:35:30 AM] MetaKnight145: And pinkie better fucking not be here.
[2:36:32 AM] MetaKnight145: "Ah, thanks a bunch guys, but I really need to hit the hay. Lots of work to do tomorrow." I said, yawning.
"We underst-" Right then, a pony burst into my home. She was wearing a dark cloak, that looked pretty tore up. She limped up to me, and looked into my eyes.
"S-Son? Is that r-really you?" she asked. Right before i could react, she fell to the ground, and fainted. No pony said a word.
[2:36:42 AM] MetaKnight145: That is actually an appropriate reaction.
[2:36:54 AM] MetaKnight145: I would just stand there in silence if that happened too.
[2:37:38 AM] MetaKnight145: All it is missing now is a guy who was trapped in a dvd and mister clean and the scene is complete.
[2:37:50 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[2:38:38 AM] MetaKnight145: "Someone help me carry her to the hospital!" i yelled. One of my employees came and helped me lift her up. "Thanks for helping me, whats you name?" i asked.
"Sketch Lavander" she replied, in a gentle voice.
"Thanks Sketch, i owe you a HUGE favor."
[2:38:47 AM] MetaKnight145: Why do you owe her a huge favor?
[2:38:56 AM] MetaKnight145: Shouldn't the passed out bitch owe her the favor?
[2:39:19 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: logic is.... not in this fic
[2:39:59 AM] MetaKnight145: "I will for fill that favor, even if it takes my life." she replied.
[2:40:01 AM] MetaKnight145: What?
[2:40:03 AM] MetaKnight145: What?
[2:40:05 AM] MetaKnight145: WHAT?
[2:40:30 AM] MetaKnight145: He said he owes you the favor not the other way around.
[2:41:25 AM] MetaKnight145: And you are just carrying a knocked out bitch to the hospital that doesn't... mean there is a life d...
Mmm.
It depends on the context if a life dept is owed for carrying a knocked out bitch to the hospital.
[2:42:23 AM] MetaKnight145: This is not one of those contexts
[2:42:53 AM] MetaKnight145: I snickered and said "Hopefully it won't come to that."
"Type..." my mother said weakly.
"Don't worry mom, i Will save you."
[2:43:15 AM] MetaKnight145: I'd roll with her assuming she owed be a life debt too, probably.
[2:43:16 AM] MetaKnight145: Also.
[2:43:42 AM] MetaKnight145: Some random cray cray chick runs into your house screaming about how you are her kid before passing out and you actually believe it?
[2:43:46 AM] MetaKnight145: Fucking dumbass
[2:44:10 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[2:44:25 AM] MetaKnight145: She was probably high off her ass.
[2:44:35 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: I thin everyone in this fic is high
[2:45:26 AM] MetaKnight145: Nah they aren't entertaining enough for that
[2:45:31 AM] MetaKnight145: They're just stupid
[2:45:44 AM] MetaKnight145: "no... I don't need saving, save your father..."
"wait, what?" i responded. She fell under, again.
"Hold on tight." i said to Sketch.
"hold o-" right before she could finish, we were at the hospital.
[2:46:09 AM] MetaKnight145: Again.
As far as you know,this is just some drunk/high/both homeless bitch.
Why believe anything she says?
[2:46:47 AM] MetaKnight145: And bullshit on the teleporting to the hospital shit.
[2:47:19 AM | Edited 2:48:24 AM] MetaKnight145: Twilight never teleported that far without getting the X4 alicorn buff.
[2:47:53 AM] MetaKnight145: Let alone some random steve jobs pony
[2:49:24 AM] MetaKnight145: "Could you warn me next time you do that please?" Sketch said.
"Hey, i tried!" I argued. "Lets not argue, lets just get her to a room." I said. "Nurse!"
"Oh my Celestia, what happened?" asked the nurse.
"she walked into my house injured, and fainted." i said, panicking.
[2:49:34 AM] MetaKnight145: Because that isn't a suspicious sounding story.
[2:49:52 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[2:50:45 AM] MetaKnight145: Running into a hospital carrying a passed out homeless chick all panicked and claiming she just randomly ran into your house and randomly passed out of nowhere.
[2:51:49 AM] MetaKnight145: "alright, ill take her" the nurse said, guiding her into her room. "Just stay in the waiting room please."
"Will she be alright?" i asked.
[2:51:59 AM] MetaKnight145: She literally just looked at her idiot.
[2:52:18 AM] MetaKnight145: She has no idea what is wrong with her and if she will be okay.
[2:53:00 AM] MetaKnight145: >nb4 he is panicked and just concerned.
[2:53:20 AM] MetaKnight145: "I have no idea." she responded.
[2:53:24 AM] MetaKnight145: Blunt but honest
[2:54:35 AM] MetaKnight145: I sat down in the waiting room with Sketch, looking over at her when she tapped my shoulder.
"Hey, it'll be okay. She'll be okay." I looked at her.
"Thanks but, I don't even know if shes my my real mother! Heck, i don't even know who she is! I'm just so confused, and i have be working tomorrow!" i screamed. Everyone stared at me.
[2:55:12 AM] MetaKnight145: Everyone stared.
Even the guy with the saxophone up his ass (for the fourth time) stared.
[2:55:17 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[2:56:35 AM] MetaKnight145: "Sorry." i said in a quiet voice.
"Don't worry man, i got your back." said Sketch. "Take the whole day off, ill cover for you, so that way you can visit your mother-"
"IF she's my mother."

NOW you're being skeptical of the mother story?
[2:56:59 AM] MetaKnight145: well
[2:57:07 AM] MetaKnight145: better than accepting it outright I guess
[2:58:23 AM] MetaKnight145: You know.
This story could turn out interesting if it actually isn't his mother but actually is a drug addicted mare and he decides to help get her life back on track.
[2:58:36 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[3:00:31 AM] MetaKnight145: Big ceo learning more about the peasant class and how his outsourcing of simple jobs to the ten year old children of china's sweat shops is keeping ponies like her from being able to get a job.
[3:00:50 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: hue
[3:01:55 AM] MetaKnight145: not even joking that sounds really fucking interesting
[3:02:06 AM] MetaKnight145: But no we get evil uncle
[3:03:27 AM] MetaKnight145: Right, IF she's your mother, you can take the day to talk to her."
"Thanks a bunch Sketch."
"No problem!" she said, beaming. I gave her a smile. The nurse walked through the door and said, "Mr. Typing Bolt, your mother would like to talk to you."
[3:03:38 AM] MetaKnight145: That was fast.
[3:03:54 AM] MetaKnight145: And dare I say, contrived?
[3:04:55 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: very
[3:05:45 AM] MetaKnight145: I got up and followed the nurse into my mothers room.
"Type... i need you to listen to me very carefully..." my mother said very weakly.
"Yes mother?"
"I need you to know how i got like this. It was long ago.. when you were only a filly."
[3:05:54 AM] MetaKnight145: So steve jobs pone got a sex change.
[3:06:04 AM] MetaKnight145: More layers of possible interest lost.
[3:06:13 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[3:07:28 AM] MetaKnight145: FLASHBACK STARTS:
[3:07:35 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: :V
[3:08:57 AM] MetaKnight145:

[3:09:28 AM] MetaKnight145: Total despair.
[3:09:43 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton:

[3:10:10 AM] MetaKnight145: hue
[3:10:49 AM] MetaKnight145: "Claire, dear, will you take out the trash?" Charlie had said.
"Sure thing!" I had said.
[3:11:35 AM] MetaKnight145: >ponies
>names
>claire
>charlie
>husband asking wife to take out the trash
>wife doing it without complaint
[3:11:45 AM] MetaKnight145: What kind of backwards world have we stumbled upon?
[3:12:27 AM] MetaKnight145: I am scared
[3:13:46 AM] MetaKnight145: It was a normal day for me and your father. When all the sudden, I heard a knock at our door.
"Coming!" i had said in a sweet voice, as i had trotted over. I was just about to open the door when it burst open. Standing over me was a shadowy figure, that turned out to be none other than your fathers brother!
[3:14:17 AM] MetaKnight145: If he is just gonna blow the door open whey didn't he do that in the first place?
[3:14:38 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[3:14:48 AM] MetaKnight145: *dramatic soap opera music*
[3:16:54 AM] MetaKnight145: "Claire honey, what was th-" Your father walked in and had seen him, and knew what he had to do. He blasted his brother with a beam of magic, ran over to me and said,
"Claire, listen to me. It is a great importance that you do not let him take our little filly. Take him and run to the nearest town you can find, give him to a pony, and run back here, got it?" Charlie spit out at the time, with a tear in his eye.
[3:17:06 AM] MetaKnight145: Wish we knew exactly what that beam of magic did.
[3:17:17 AM] MetaKnight145: Did it freeze him on the spot temporarily?
[3:17:26 AM] MetaKnight145: Did it knock him back on his ass a few feet?
[3:17:39 AM] MetaKnight145: Did it turn him into a half frog half orange?
[3:17:46 AM] MetaKnight145: Description OP
[3:17:50 AM] MetaKnight145: We need descriptions.
[3:18:02 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: you do not get descriptions
[3:18:15 AM] MetaKnight145: :c
[3:19:01 AM] MetaKnight145: Fine, headcanon.
It teleported him to the home of that colt with the talking polo shirt whose mother is Cthulhu.
[3:20:50 AM] MetaKnight145: "Charlie, but-"
"Just go!" He had said, almost crying." Take him and go!"
I jumped up, crying. I ran into your room, took you, and ran out the door. I ran, and ran, and didnt stop running. I stopped to rest, when i heard footsteps approaching.
"Give me him." Someone said in a deep voice.
[3:21:45 AM] MetaKnight145: I refuse to accept that he escaped Cthulhu so easily.
Clearly Cthulhu was out with her son shopping for school supplies.
[3:24:44 AM] MetaKnight145: "Never." i said, and teleported away... into Ponyville. I found the nearest house, knocked on the door, and put you on the porch. "Im so sorry." i said in tears. I then ran off, to save your father.
[3:24:59 AM] MetaKnight145: Why
[3:25:06 AM] MetaKnight145: Why didn't you go to the authorities?
[3:25:38 AM] MetaKnight145: Surely you could have done something besides run back where the asshole who wants to kill you is?
[3:26:06 AM] MetaKnight145: FLASHBACK ENDS.
[3:26:14 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton:

[3:26:16 AM] MetaKnight145:

[3:26:21 AM] MetaKnight145: Complete despair.
[3:26:50 AM] MetaKnight145: This one gives a lot of material to work with.
[3:27:40 AM] MetaKnight145: "So wait, how did you end up back here?" I asked her.
"I went back and our house was filled with your uncle's goons. They attacked me on sight, and ive been forced to do slave work for your uncle ever since then.
[3:27:49 AM] MetaKnight145: Every evil uncle has goons.
[3:28:05 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: hired goons are pretty easy to come by
[3:28:22 AM] MetaKnight145: The evil uncle society is very socialist in their goon policy.
[3:29:14 AM] MetaKnight145: Also
[3:29:20 AM] MetaKnight145: slave work, kinky
[3:29:45 AM] MetaKnight145:

[3:30:19 AM] MetaKnight145: I had just today managed to escape. Just know, when you go to save your father, bring someone you trust with all your heart.
[3:30:23 AM] MetaKnight145: 1. Why?
[3:30:34 AM] MetaKnight145: 2. Why can't he just tell someone?
[3:30:41 AM] MetaKnight145: Clearly he is on friendly terms with pinkie.
[3:31:00 AM] MetaKnight145: And pinkie is friends with a princess
[3:31:15 AM] MetaKnight145: Which intails the other three
[3:31:16 AM] MetaKnight145: AND
[3:31:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Pinkie is friends with Fluttershy who can get discord to do anything she wants by threatening to not be his friend anymore.
[3:32:58 AM] MetaKnight145: You know if this took place in a different town and if you haven't established being on friendly terms with pinkie pie with that, retarded, free muffin I wouldn't have these to complain about beyond just asking why he can't tell anyone
[3:33:50 AM] MetaKnight145: You will have to fight your way through his goons. In my bag, back at your house, i have a map that leads to where they are keeping your father." Claire explained.
[3:33:51 AM] MetaKnight145: Wait
[3:33:55 AM] MetaKnight145: She left a bag?
[3:34:01 AM] MetaKnight145: scrolls back up to read
[3:34:23 AM] MetaKnight145: She did fucking not
[3:34:30 AM] MetaKnight145: You lying sack of shit.
[3:35:12 AM] MetaKnight145: "Hold on, i have work tomorrow! its the second day of the opening of my store! I have to be there!" I said angerly.
"That's why you have employees for, dear." she said with a smile.
"Oh yeah, i forgot.
[3:35:20 AM | Edited 3:35:28 AM] MetaKnight145: I point you to my comments of him being worried about being late.
[3:37:03 AM] MetaKnight145: Alright then, mom. I will leave as soon as i get some sleep. I will see you tomorrow before i leave." I said, walking out.

I like how she didn't provide any proof, he just buys it without question.
[3:37:56 AM] MetaKnight145: "I love you.." she said, drifting to sleep.
"Love you too, mom." i said. I walked out into the waiting room and met with Sketch.
"So, how'd it go?" she asked curiously.
"Pretty good. Only one thing." i said with a smirk. "Pack your bags Sketch Lavender, we're going on an adventure."
[3:38:02 AM] MetaKnight145: >pretty good
[3:38:05 AM] MetaKnight145: >adventure
>father is slave to evil uncle
Yep, those are the words to describe this situation.
[3:38:27 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: I must go get fresh air
[3:38:36 AM] MetaKnight145: Only 64 words left
[3:39:00 AM] MetaKnight145: Author's Note:
Hey there, viewer! Thanks for reading this fan-fiction! If you liked it, Please like and comment anything you want! A big thanks to my co-writer for helping me with grammar mistakes and other stuff. This whole thing wouldn't be possible without her =3. Stay tuned for more!
[3:39:03 AM] MetaKnight145: Two people
[3:39:09 AM] MetaKnight145: Two fucking people wrote this shit
[3:39:13 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: lol
[3:39:28 AM] MetaKnight145: And even with someone helping with grammar he still use i and ill a fuckton.
[3:40:00 AM] MetaKnight145: Hey guys, I wanted to give a little update on why chapter one isnt here yet. I have been planning to make chapter one a large chapter, and its really hard to write when you have school, homework, family stuff, ect. I have been trying to write everything i can during any free time i can grasp onto. Just know, CHAPTER ONE IS COMING! =)
[3:40:14 AM] MetaKnight145: looks at the date posted
[3:40:20 AM] MetaKnight145: I don't think chapter one is ever coming. OP will never deliver.
[3:40:32 AM] MetaKnight145: Good.
[3:40:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Oh this author's note is autistic as fuck
[3:40:45 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: hue
[3:41:02 AM] MetaKnight145: Author's Note:
Ps: I've been receiving lots of hate, and guess what?
Complaining doesn't magically make me feel like my work is horrible! I know it has problems, but I also know I'm not the worst out there. I won't stop because you don't like it, because even if it's bad, or weird, or gross, every story deserves to be written, and no author should ever delete or discontinue their work because somebody disapproves.
[3:41:06 AM] MetaKnight145: Behold.
[3:41:09 AM] MetaKnight145: Denial.
[3:42:01 AM] MetaKnight145: An important step is accepting when something you made is fucking terrible
[3:42:09 AM] MetaKnight145: Three of my four fics are fucking horrible
[3:42:16 AM] MetaKnight145: The other one is intentionally horrible
[3:42:42 AM] Spooky Scary Stiggerton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZXxIP0YdfY&feature=youtu.be&t=11m3s
[3:42:44 AM] MetaKnight145: Well that was fun.
[3:43:08 AM] MetaKnight145: cya