Every time I think about it, I still cant believe-- · 6:22pm Sep 27th, 2015
Someone actually wrote a story with me as the main character!
Way back on Oct 18th, 2014, InvaderSplorch wrote a story titled...
*pause for dramatic effect*
I found it extremely funny, and suggest you all to read it!
Though I'm probably a little biased because I am actually in the story!
Ah yesss this story It was evening...... a friend of mine wanted a story about himself......6 mixed drinks with 3 shots of rum in each and I was ready to write....this....."story"
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If I remember correctly, it was Dollars from the shared account of JakeAndDollars that wanted it done, but I'm not sure.
3424830 Actually that sounds right. It's been awhile
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Almost an entire year!
You're just that popular.
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LOL, yeah right!
Back when it was written I had less than 100 followers!
3425491 And now you've doubled my number ..........
Awww who the hell am I kidding? I haven't written a smut work in a while. And it seems most of my followers came from there. Welp, if you excuse me, my soul has a $$$ tag on it. I must inspect the cost
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I don't even know why I have so many followers. I haven't written anything since "Vinyl's Night out," and I published that on April 30th, 2014!
3425533 Eh, you're just popular
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I wish I was popular in real life...
3425779 Ehhhhh, no one's really "popular" in real life.
For instance, if you wished you were popular in real life........ congrats! The world now knows that you are famous for sucking a huge cock
Funny enough I paid for it... Where's my thank you blog... And executive producer commendation... And share of the profits from sales... and spot on the short lived tv series it will obviously spawn... and honorable mention at the fimfiction awards... and my own action figure in the toy line... and hair products with our faces on them... and girl scout cookies sold buy $ enterprises... and if you are still reading at this point I'm gonna laugh... and throw eggs at your house... and laugh even harder when you fall off your chair from reading all my latest nonsense at once... and then sit down to a nice slice of pie... do you know any good places for pie around here?
~Pie
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I didn't think you actually paid for it...
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Our local grocery store has some absolutely fabulous pies!
3454664 And now you shall spend your nights writhing in uncertainty! And I may have to try this pie...
MR D
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She want the MR D!