Yo, wassup Pt 5 · 9:27pm Sep 21st, 2015
Hey guys, just a little heads up for the next chapter of Spike's Bimbo Filled Life, there's going to be a fair bit of my humanized headcanon put in there. I just wanted to explain it here so nobody get's confused. (This also applies to my other fanfics as well) Of course these descriptions will mostly concern there sex appeal, because that's what you pervs care about. (I don't judge.)
Unicorn-Bloods: Humans with Unicorn blood. They have horns like normal Unicorns and can use them for magic. They are generally quite slim but some can be on the chubby side since they generally use there magic rather than there physical strength. There bodies are mostly straight but some can be born with more drastic curves and hourglass figures and are of about medium height. They are often regarded for there smooth, elegant features and natural beauty.
Male Height: 5' 10" - 6' 4"
Female Height: 5' 4" - 5' 10"
Cup Size: B cup - DD cup
Hip Size: 24" - 28"
Penis Size: 5.5" - 7.5"
Pegasus Bloods: Humans with Pegasus blood. They have large wings protruding from there back and can fly at incredible speeds or hover in the air. They are made to be athletic and skinny by years of using there wings. There bodies are very straight and they are usually short, with only a rare few being curvier and taller than the general Pegasus-Blood population. There breasts, buttocks and penises are usually small and flat from millennia of evolution designing them to be more aerodynamic.
Male Height: 5' 5" - 5' 11"
Female Height: 5' 3" - 5' 8"
Cup Size: A cup - B cup
Hip Size: 23" - 26"
Penis Size: 4" - 6.5"
Earth-Bloods: Humans with Earth Pony blood. The lack the wings and magical horns of there other races but make up for it by being much stronger, giving most of them a nice, muscular, healthy body. There are usually very muscular or chubby from years of hard work or are just born with some extra weight. There bodies are regularly curvy or pear-shaped and are very tall. Since they lack the magical and flying abilities of Unicorn-Bloods and Pegasus-Bloods they rely on a larger work-force and families, making them perfect for mating with large breasts and hips for the females and large penises and testicles for the males.
Male Height: 6' 3" - 6' 10"
Female Height: 5' 11" - 6' 3"
Cup Size: DD cup - F cup
Hip Size: 29" - 39"
Penis Size: 7" - 10"
Alicorn-Bloods: Humans with Holy Alicorn-Bloods. Alicorn-Bloods were the creators of Equestria and all it's creatures and have many different divinities and deities for many different aspects. Celestia and Luna were the only Alicorns sent to Equestria after the Alicorn-Bloods saw there people suffering from plague, famine, pestilence and war. They are godly beings that represent life itself and because of this hey are aesthetically seen as being very fertile and ready-to-bear.
Female Height: 6' 6" - 6' 10"
Cup Size: F cup - M cup
Hip Size: 35" - 55"
Dragon-Bloods: Humans with Dragon-Blood. There are many different types of Dragon-Bloods, most fly with large scaly wings and some are capable of magical powers. A Dragon's appearance depends on there age and greed level, older dragons with low greed levels have much more rounded and awkward shapes while dragons with large hoards or valuables have much more jagged and sharp features designed to ward of potential thieves. There height also depends on age and greed as they never stop growing in height until they die and the greed process can speed this up. They go through sexual maturity at about 500 years old and before that the penis usually sits at a solid average.
Male Height: 5' 6" - ???
Penis Size: 6.5" - ???
That's it. Hope this helps when reading my fanfictions.
I would just like to clarify that these are just guidelines and not every character falls under these (e.g. Fluttershy is very curvy despite being a Pegasus-Blood and Applejack's breasts are fairly small despite being an Earth-Blood) And the bit about Dragons applies to Nothing Like The First Time and Experimentation not Spike's Bimbo Filled Life since I decided to do something different.
Is there a reason why you didn't include Male stats for Alicorn-Bloods or Female stats for Dragon-Bloods aside from there being no known canon examples of those Race+Gender combos?
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No, it's only because there hasn't been any canon examples.
It's odd that you described non-greed dragons as an awkward shape. I thought they look more natural without it.
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I imagine that naturally aged dragons look like Spike in Cutie Mark Chronicles.vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/1/1b/Princess_Celestia_Spike_Twilight%27s_Power_S1E23.png/revision/latest?cb=20130325041629
Awkward was just a word that sprung to mind when looking at it.
3410173 I'm pretty sure there were a couple female dragons in the episode where Spike followed the migration group. Also, I don't believe they ever specified the gender of the dragon that they made move out of the mountain near Ponyville.
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I don't remember there being any female dragons in Dragon's Quest. Also I probably won't be showing any female dragons in my fics so won't put the guide in. Maybe if I have a female dragon in another fanfic I'll change it. Maybe a Rule 63 fanfic with Barb.
3410216 You do realize that was even less natural than the greed thing right? He was only minutes old at that point and it was done with magic.
3410254 It would probably be hard to tell, there isn't much sexual dimorphism in reptiles. Then again, it was a migration group, and those typically travel separately.
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Still, I like to think that's what a grown, greedless dragon looks like.
there=location (over there)
their=possessive (their blood)
they're=they are (they're almost here)
Please learn the difference.