[no title] · 10:06pm Sep 14th, 2015

So, I know how this sounds, but I'm probably going to get some actual writing be done. And I don't mean that horrible new, totally mature fic I'm writing which is basically just all my favorite things mashed together while also aiming to go full pretentious/retard in the near future. No.

Instead, I mean that I might get to actually write some stuff that is worth your bloody time. Which means, translated, My Baby Sister, which is a mature fic and not just zombies and diapers, and Sleepovers and Such, which is actually pretty hard to write since I had trouble deciding on the tone of it. Sleeopovers and Such is now going to be a semi-serious piece with the same horrible attempts at humor you are so used of me, like this:

This was the fourth thing she enjoyed every morning: The beard. Sometimes, she and Silver Spoon would just sit in front of it for hours and stare into the endless abyss of its complexity. The very notion of its existence always sent shivers down her spine and every single day it looked like the beard had changed, some detail, only miniscule yesterday, now a primary sight. Sometimes, she tried to find the pony behind the beard, but only found it to be more. It was an endless spiral, a void that left her mind whirling around in the darkness, unable to comprehend the truth behind it. The beard was beyond Diamond Tiara’s understanding. The beard was above the gods themselves.

I think overly long descriptions of things nobody cares about are funny. Don't look at me like that, I've got a great sense of humor.

You probably want some dates, so here are some dates: My Baby Sister Chapter 5: The Knock will be posted soon. Meanwhile Step 7 of SaS ~ The Acres, Stretching Out Forever, will come even sooner.

On the note of appearing soon: Narwhals.

They're coming for you.