Join our little family · 2:01am Sep 11th, 2015
We're all equal, all perfect, don't you want to be like us?
Only we'll have to fix your mane, brush your tail. Then we'll need to work on your teeth, get in there and fix things up with hooks and drills to really make those smile shine bright.
Maybe do a little reconstructive surgery on those cheekbones while we're at it. Might have to do something about your skin. That cutie mark will have to go of course, but once we take your skin off, that should fix that problem. And then we'll get to the really important part, where we take out those pesky internal organs, veins, and nerve endings and replace them with wires and tubes and a metal endoskeleton that will allow us to program you to be the perfect pretty pony. The de-boning process isn't nearly as painful as it sounds! In no time at all you'll be perfect...just like us!
... You've been in the stash again, haven't you?
3383582 I know not what this stash is, but I'm worried about it's effects now.
Fuking ad...... Cancerous thing I just see, a MLP pregnancy game..... Starring Twilight and Pumpkin
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I don't know what you're talking about *blood oozes out of nose*
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As I d said I don't know what he's talking about!
3383619 *Confused*
Uh.... ya sure you didn't get into this "Stash" they're talking abo-
*Stares in horror at screen after looking at ad*
Dear merciful god.
N-No thank you!
I think being stuffed into a Freddy Fazbear suit would be less painful than that....
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This is what happens with booze and a little too much free time